How would you ask a girl to your prom? (Figured out how I'm doing it)

[_Rave_]

Sup guys.  I'm going to ask a girl I know to my prom.  I figured you all could come up with some great and not at all sarcastic ideas on how I would do it.  So, how would you ask a girl to prom?

alright i figured it out

i'm going to invite her to grab some chinese food

we'll dine on some excellent far east cuisine

and then we'll get our fortune cookies and LO AND BEHOLD I WILL HAVE INSCRIBED A MESSAGE INSIDE HER COOKIE;

"Will you go to prom with me?"

on the flipside;

"Learn chinese: Yes = Shì (是)"

god i'm too romantic idk if she can handle it

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[Watching]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Night Fox]

I wouldn't ask a girl to prom

[Sabbin]

"Hey, would you like to go to prom with me?"

[Nonnel]

"Would you like to go to the prom with me"

[_Rave_]

"Hey, would you like to go to prom with me?"

"Would you like to go to the prom with me"

ok maybe i should explain

this girl probably wants me to do something like buy a teddy bear and have it hold a card asking her to prom with a rose in the other hand and fireworks going off and a jet flyover dropping hearts onto her school

[Aide33]

"Hi , would you like to go to the prom with me?"

[Watching]

this girl probably wants me to do something like buy a teddy bear and have it hold a card asking her to prom with a rose in the other hand and fireworks going off and a jet flyover dropping hearts onto her school

Tell her that's not going to happen

[Nonnel]

buy a teddy bear and have it hold a card asking her to prom with a rose in the other hand and fireworks going off and a jet flyover dropping hearts onto her school

Do that then.

[Linkusofepica]

I don't ask. I command.

[_Rave_]

Tell her that's not going to happen

i was being superfluous

also i hope when you guys get older you realize that if you just ask the girl she'll probably be disappointed/say no

[Wynd_Fox]

I'd do it awkwardly, if I did it at all. So I have no advice. =[

[Lalam24]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Oh god, first laugh I've gotten from this forum in a while.

[Sabbin]

i was being superfluous

also i hope when you guys get older you realize that if you just ask the girl she'll probably be disappointed/say no

implying we all are very young

[fawkes..]

Buy her something she likes/wants, then if she asks 'What's this for?' say something along the lines of 'Nothing, but now you owe me one, so how about you go to prom with me?'

Alternatively you could do the whole jet fly over thing.