most strange/awkward things that happened in your life

[Lego lad]

a special needs old man kissed my hand at walmart.

hote

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[Malleo100]

Everyday at school this kid always stares like a weirdo at me during the pledge of allegiance.

[Torin0101]

was fapping and my dad came home, got my richard in my pants and though i was safe, but he saw the lotion on the bottom of my desk.

something like this happened before
I was fapping one night and the next day my mom was being rude. going through my room looking for something. tearing it up
and she found the lotion inside my desk

[Candy Apple]

I bumped right into the ass of a girl in bball while she was bending over.

[hodototman]

got a huge boner during gym, wearing gym shorts. thankfully didn't have to stand up til it was down, i was staring at a girl's ass half the time.

[Zanaran2]

got a huge boner during gym, wearing gym shorts. thankfully didn't have to stand up til it was down, i was staring at a girl's ass half the time.

you always find yourself in these lovecapades

[Malleo100]

got a huge boner during gym, wearing gym shorts. thankfully didn't have to stand up til it was down, i was staring at a girl's ass half the time.

Were you wearing just gym shorts or did you have underwear?

[hodototman]

Were you wearing just gym shorts or did you have underwear?

underwear

[Clone v.117]

Was in the girl's toilets during class last year with one of the year 9s, all was going well until the cuntiest loudass German teacher walks past and hears us, starts shouting his loving head off into the toilets until we come out. By the time we did get out to get his national socialist lecture a few more teachers and a buttload of students had gathered around the door.
That was pretty awkward.

[hodototman]

^ hot

[Unvanquished]

I went to a beach party with my friends and we all had a little (lot) to drink. I woke up about 10 miles away underneath a highway bridge with my wallet missing and another one of my friends passed out on top of my legs.

I really have no loving clue what happened.

[Clone v.117]

Last time I went to a beach party I ended up getting buttsoaking maggoted, after me, my friend and another guy went to hang out and chill at the other guys place, went to the park near his and started jamming out on guitars n stuff. I was playing his harmonica cause ynot and the next morning realized that I'd lost it and it was like a massive gift he got from someone that died or something.
Felt bad mang.

[SailorMan]

Today in school I was sitting and waiting to get a ride home and I heard a lengthy, descriptive conversation a group of girls were having about having large breasts and getting reductions. Very weird conversation...

[hodototman]

Today in school I was sitting and waiting to get a ride home and I heard a lengthy, descriptive conversation a group of girls were having about having large breasts and getting reductions. Very weird conversation...

"Hey, I like breasts too. Can I join in?"