Got drunk in Albany New York and woke up the following morning in Paramus New Jersey in the pool house of a friend with his cat duct taped to the wall... That was about two years ago.
it ain't easy being furry
That's not strange at all. At least you know when you almost kill yourself from being stupid and having corks in your mouth she can save you.
I might have just farted so hard I peed a bit maybe
I hate when that happens, or I laugh so hard I fart