most strange/awkward things that happened in your life

[Black and White]

For who knows what reason I was walking around earlier today with a cork in my mouth

and finally my mom stops what she's doing looks at me and is like

"I know the Heimlich maneuver you know" and I was just like ok thanks
I might have just farted so hard I peed a bit maybe

[Ad Bot]

[tails]

That's not strange at all. At least you know when you almost kill yourself from being stupid and having corks in your mouth she can save you.

[Anti-Block]

Oh man have I got some fake, exaggerated stories to tell you about my life!

[IkeTheGeneric]

When I was seven I went into public wearing a shirt as a pair of pants, thinking I would look cool.

I don't know why I got that notion, but it got pretty awkward quickly.

[Hugums]

Got drunk in Albany New York and woke up the following morning in Paramus New Jersey in the pool house of a friend with his cat duct taped to the wall... That was about two years ago.

[[Maxx]]

my best friend telling me that his girlfriend apparentally "grinded" on him
and i had no idea what the forget that was and asked him and he explained
i then throughout the day felt awkward

[Titanium Man]

Got drunk in Albany New York and woke up the following morning in Paramus New Jersey in the pool house of a friend with his cat duct taped to the wall... That was about two years ago.

i am jus- what

[Zanaran2]

it ain't easy being furry

[John Constantina]

it ain't easy being furry

[Black and White]

Guys wait guys wat are you doing

The LAST awkward thing not something that happened years ago
I killed my own thread ok

That's not strange at all. At least you know when you almost kill yourself from being stupid and having corks in your mouth she can save you.

I know how about

I farted so hard...

nevermind

[Black and White]

Nudge

because I want to hear peoples awkward stories

[Mr Man]

I might have just farted so hard I peed a bit maybe

I hate when that happens, or I laugh so hard I fart

[SWAT One]

I was conducting my old high school's concert band.  Song got all quiet and I was holding in one of THOSE farts- the kind where you can feel the pressure all the way up to your lungs.

God damn that was hard to hold in.

[Black and White]

I hate when that happens, or I laugh so hard I fart

the hidden awkward story that inspired this thread appears!

[Clone v.117]

Couldn't get it up :'c