if you were a boss in a video game

[Pencil42]

what you would look like
your beginning quote wow such power
battle song doge adventure
weapon ill bash u
weakness cutting claws
resistance bookface

go

[Ad Bot]

[jesse1012 2.0]

what you would look like: Shrek
your beginning quote I WILL: OGREKILL YOU
battle song: avast thy ass
weapon: my rooster
weakness: vagina
resistance: brown town

[Schrödinger]

what you would look like - orange sonic
your beginning quote - do not steal
battle song - in the end
weapon - rocket launchers, nukes, guns, swords, knives, axes, slingshots, lasers, snipers
weakness - none
resistance - everything

[Redconer]

King Redconer Kiritak II
"Bow down to my order of Archimedes!"
Applauzium - Tears and Blood
Golden Wrench, Duplorcator
Elements that are resistant against fire, Infusion Wrench
Fire, Medium-tier weapons

Demonhead Renocder
"Zhe heart of Archimedes has now been infected, and you vill pay zhe price for zhat"
Pusher Music - Finish Line
Infusion Wrench, Destructo Wand
Golden Wrench, Range Weapons
Any source of melee

[hodot]

i just realized i never answered my own op

what you would look like: wwe announcer
your beginning quote: LETS GET READY TO RUMMBLLEEEE
battle song: guile's theme
weapon: my sonic boom voice
weakness: insults
resistance: any physical weapon

[Eden]

what you would look like: John Henry Eden
your beginning quote: Let them come! Wave upon traitorous wave will crash against my walls!
battle song: Devo - Freedom of Choice (Instrumental)
weapon: My stunning American patriotism
weakness: The fact that I'm an AI
resistance: Any weapon, must use Science skill

[Theepicman]

what you would look like: The UN.
your beginning quote: "Face the United Nations bitch!"
battle song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5Kwf_nNmGI
weapon: All UN nations military
weakness: Aliens from a very distant planet with advanced technology.
resistance: Weak Non-UN Nations and nukes.

[Torin0101]

Looks and beginning qoute - http://youtu.be/yWlIBeiOrVg?t=8m25s (8:25-8:30)
Battle song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59tMkZVVPfE
weapon - baseball bats
weakness - christians, nerdy kids, police
resistance - hot gerls,cool cids,rap,weed
 

[Blockzillahead]

blockzillahead everything

[hodot]

bump

[Buu]

HEROINE MAN
what you would look like:
your beginning quote: just take one shot at me and you'll never regret it~
battle song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZbb74LQXvU
weapon: "influenced warriors" (addicts) confusion stab, psychedelic poisoning, hyper shank, infatuating tune
weakness: ranged weaponry
resistance: none, but has a chance of "poisoning" you on contact, and he can make you miss like a bitch

[xSetrox]

what you would look like - a cat
your beginning quote - hiss
battle song - meow mix theme
weapon -claws
weakness -baths
resistance - mice

[Malleo100]

SUPERVIRGIN

Appearance - A nerd
Beginning quote - Hey *Snort* wanna play D&D"
Battle song - Silent night
Weapon - Nerdy collection
Weakness - research
Resistance - Nerdy things

[Stocking]

who the hell are either of those people