an teenager whose face is covered in acne
"wanna read my latest fanfiction??"
a bunch of farts, tuned to play an extremely dischordant song, based on a hexatonic scale no one cares about
i dramatically read necrophiliac fanfiction i wrote "ironically"
telling me that aloveuality doesn't exist; loveualized women
no resistances because that would add difficulty
I would be the final boss for sure.
This is the best thing I've ever seen.
Okay here's an actual reply:
what you would look like - Hueg guy with big arms that look like electrical plugs
your beginning quote - None
battle song -
Super Meat Boy - Rocket Rider (because forget that song si goGOD)
weapon - Electrical blasts
weakness - When firing
resistance - When connected to a giant outlet, is invincible. Has to unplug to attack.