if you were a boss in a video game

[Daswiruch]

what you would look like: exactly 1 black pixel with an invisible hitbox 400 hammer units above me
your beginning quote: "go eat a richard ya cigarette"
battle song: supra mayro krat theme
weapon: giant hammer that does 999 damage
weakness: my hitbox
resistance: ^

[Ad Bot]

[weaver123]

Actually you have to be autistic to be a true nigerian.

*tips fedora*

[Mura]

i would be ornstien and stocking would be smough

[The Subject]

I would be dead.

[ChappersTeddy]

what you would look like:
your beginning quote: DRAGONIIITE!
battle song: Escape by Mark Mothersbaugh
weapon: Hyper Beams and sharp claws
weakness: Recharging hyper beams and cold attacks
resistance: Resistant to every other attack

[Clone v.117]

what you would look like - a glorious butt
your beginning quote - "you thought you had won, butt this is only the beginning!"
battle song - WOOP WOOP
weapon - my own magnificent cheeks of doom
weakness - baby powder and spankings
resistance - the cold, cause this ass is so hot

[Dread]

If I were a boss in a videogame... hmm...

What you would look like: A man in a suit
Your beginning quote: Late for work again? You're fired.
Battle song: No music allowed in the office.
Weapon: Superiority
Weakness: Corporate
Resistance: Everything else

[Kumquat]

what you would look like - a diamond man
your beginning quote - diamond life
battle song - gotta get dat
weapon - myself
weakness - the sun
resistance - ery thing but the sun and diamond cutters

[Tayasaurus]

What I would look like: Giant Mecha Golem Robot Master

My beginning quote: I am become death

battle song: Burly Brawl JunoReactor/DonDavis or Over My Dead Body by Two Steps From Hell

Weapon: Giant Robot fists

Weakness: Pinpoint locations the player must attack with his weapon

Resistance: Everything that isn't focused on the weakpoints

Gameplay style: Highly similar to Shadow of the Colossus. Lots of climbing points but plenty of enemy attacks to dodge. Faster paced.

[ResonKinetic]

what you would look like: hentai chick with huge tits and an enormous rooster

your beginning quote: "Welcome to the jam, prepare to be slammed."

battle song: a chorus of climaxs

weapon: lactation lasers and ejaculation lasers

weakness: love toys

resistance: abstinance

[Nasoa]

I would look like myself

it would be a bullet hell and i would spawn lots and lots of knives to this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCHmfcgvr24

the patterns would be sparse but difficult until 1:16 when they would give up and cry as infinite knives overcome them

[Chrono]

what you would look like: Pretty killer.
your beginning quote: "good luck have fun"
battle song: Guile's Theme
weapon: Glaive
weakness: Being helped
resistance: Challenges, metagaming

[F3d323]

what you would look like: My avatar, only 100x bigger.
your beginning quote: I AM MASTER RACE.
battle song: that 2006 song, peanut butter jelly time.
weapon: Dance moves.
weakness: Any phrase that tells me that im outdated.
resistance: Any other 2006 stupid meme.

[Fab]

what you would look like: Giant crab
your beginning quote: "Assimi-mi-mi-lation"
battle song: You are the best
weapon: Giant laser beam and smaller lasers
weakness: EMP
resistance: bullets and missiles

(final boss)

[tails]

I love it in video games when characters just dance for no reason constantly (Jet set Radio is a perfect example)

So instead i'll leave these here
 Pokemon
 Megaten: Nocturne
 Noitu Love 2, I'm sorry i'm linking to my own private video here that's laggy and horrible because i don't want to link to a let's play with crappy commentary.