Author Topic: if you were a boss in a video game  (Read 2021 times)

what you would look like
your beginning quote
battle song
weapon
weakness
resistance

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what you would look like - william owen fowlkes the third
your beginning quote - hi i am william owen fowlkes the third
battle song - elevator music
weapon - fist
weakness - work
resistance - work

I'd be 120 feet tall. Ginger hair, pale white and lots of frekels
Quote: I have a soul!
Song: Medal of Honor: Manor house Rally
Weapon: Giant snake that shoots red lasers.
Weakness: can be easily hurt
Resistance: None
« Last Edit: February 18, 2014, 12:49:35 AM by Assistant »

i would look like the squirtle squad in one
quote: SMOKE WEED SMOKE SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY DAY
song: nichijoint
weapon:giant blunt
weakness: fake weed
resistance: YO MAMA
« Last Edit: February 18, 2014, 12:53:18 AM by SquartleTurtle »

a teenager whose face is covered in acne

"wanna read my latest fanfiction??"

a bunch of farts, tuned to play an extremely dischordant song, based on a hexatonic scale no one cares about

i dramatically read necrophiliac fanfiction i wrote "ironically"

telling me that aloveuality doesn't exist; loveualized women

no resistances because that would add difficulty



I would be the final boss for sure.

also i just realized i wrote "an" instead of "a"

:C

« Last Edit: February 18, 2014, 01:03:40 AM by childofdarkness016 »

What I would look like: Ramona Flowers
My beginning quote: You can only defeat me with cheat codes, and that is not cool
Battle theme: This one is by Autechre
Weapon: My intellect and my superior taste in music
Weakness: Dance music that is not intelligent
Resistance: Friendzone
« Last Edit: February 18, 2014, 01:07:38 AM by dudeman162 »

an teenager whose face is covered in acne

"wanna read my latest fanfiction??"

a bunch of farts, tuned to play an extremely dischordant song, based on a hexatonic scale no one cares about

i dramatically read necrophiliac fanfiction i wrote "ironically"

telling me that aloveuality doesn't exist; loveualized women

no resistances because that would add difficulty



I would be the final boss for sure.


This is the best thing I've ever seen.
Okay here's an actual reply:

what you would look like - Hueg guy with big arms that look like electrical plugs
your beginning quote - None
battle song - Super Meat Boy - Rocket Rider (because forget that song si goGOD)
weapon - Electrical blasts
weakness - When firing
resistance - When connected to a giant outlet, is invincible. Has to unplug to attack.

what you would look like - a black-potato-rock-head-thing, respectively.
your beginning quote - "hello there human i am to do crushings you"
battle song - moskau
weapon - myself
weakness - nothing
resistance - sharp pointy things

what you would look like - a black-potato-rock-head-thing, respectively.
your beginning quote - "hello there human i am to do crushings you"
battle song - moskau
weapon - myself
weakness - nothing
resistance - sharp pointy things

for weaknesses what about homoloveuality

you seem quite averse to my infrequent flirting

i'd definitely have some sort of retro-futuristic ninja suit with blacks and reds
my beginning quote would be something immature as a comic relief like "i'm gonna blow my load right through you!!"
battle song would be a suitable remix of "clique" by kanye west
weapons would be a katana and very specifically an rpd with a wooden pistol grip handguard for hipfiring
weakness would be explosives and large caliber firearms
and resistance would be to magical attacks and most melee combat

i would make an interesting bossfight

what you would look like
your beginning quote
battle song
weapon
weakness
resistance

go
I'd be a 69 foot tall Nigerian.
My quote would be, "You're not autistic enough so you have to be exterminated."
Then it will start playing this song.
My weapon will be a giant green carrot.
My weakness is when you reference the "doge" meme.

I'd be a 69 foot tall Nigerian.
My quote would be, "You're not autistic enough so you have to be exterminated."
Then it will start playing this song.
My weapon will be a giant green carrot.
My weakness is when you reference the "doge" meme.
wow
so overused
very schizophrenic

wow
so overused
very schizophrenic
only overused by betelgeuse and the triangle head

wow
so overused
very schizophrenic
Actually you have to be autistic to be a true nigerian.

what i'd be: 15-meter tall person thing
opening quote: "rrargh"
boss music: xl-tt
main weapon: my mouth
weakness: back of my neck
resistance: getting hit anywhere else
* Gojira whistles and walks away