tell jokes you know

[Starkiller]

if pro is the opposite of con

what is the opposite of congress (as in the government)?

[Ad Bot]

[Stick Man]

What's a mexican with out a lawnmower? (Unemployed)

What's the difference between a black man and a box of pizza? (The box of pizza can feed a family)

[Lego lad]

if pro is the opposite of con

what is the opposite of congress (as in the government)?

this took me a while

[K1ng_0f_N0thing]

Who lives in a watermelon under the sea?

Black spongebob

[Starkiller]

What's a mexican with out a lawnmower? (Unemployed)

What's the difference between a black man and a box of pizza? (The box of pizza can feed a family)

you wont believe how loud i gasped when i read the pizza one

[Rabbot32]

The Clash would've joined us for dinner...
But London was Calling.

[PurpleSir]

2 scientists walk in to a bar. the first orders H20 and the second one orders H202. The second one dies.

well i would guess both of them die considering one digests 20 molecules of hydrogen and the other 202 molecules of hydrogen
cant be too good for you

[Zanaran2]

what's the difference between black people and bicycle wheels

bicycle wheels don't sing when you wrap them in chains

[glados]

why couldnt the kid watch the pirate movie

because it was rated arr

[the hacker]

What's the difference between Courtney Love and the American flag?
It would be inappropriate to urinate on the American flag.

Why did Joss Whedon name his show Firefly?
Because actual fireflies don't live very long.

[Alyx Vance]

Whats the difference between a Jew and a bullet?
A Jew leaves the chamber.

[Zanaran2]

what does flatflyer and emo freak have in common

they both love roosters

[Epicduke]

what does flatflyer and emo freak have in common

they both love roosters

lol

[77x5ghost2]

french joke about ebola:

j'ai pas dis ebola j'ai dis il fait beau la

[The Resonte!]

why couldnt the kid watch the pirate movie

because it was rated arr