THE GRAND STOCK IMAGE ADVENTURE

[Juncoph]

intercept gunman

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

buy the loving milk

The checkout lanes are closed! Looks like you're gonna have to find a different alternative!

intercept gunman

You relieve buxmart of their sporting aisle's biggest knife that you could carry. While a knife isn't useful against a gun, maybe you could use your cunning to take the gunman on!

What do you do?

[Juncoph]

STEALTH towards the gunman and then stab him in the richard

[IkeTheGeneric]

STEALTH towards the gunman and then stab him in the richard

Like some modern-day cat woman you sneak around all sneaky-like until...

: Stop right there!

: Please don't kill me! I'm harmless!
: Kill you? ...I just wanted to save you from them... My name is C.A.B.C.. I'm here to fulfill the prophecy.
: Prophecy? What prophecy?!

: Sorry. I'm at the end of my rope. I'll see you again, in the past. Until then...

: WAIT! WHAT ARE Y- *BANG*
: Oh my god!!

The gunman killed himself, leaving the entire store empty... What do you do next?

[CypherX]

buy
the
milk

or steal it

[Juncoph]

loot gun

use knife to cut his heart out, and then eat it

[IkeTheGeneric]

buy
the
milk

or steal it

According to your mannerisms, since the store has no attendance, you legally own the milk. Free groceries WHOOP

loot gun

use knife to cut his heart out, and then eat it

If he's from the past, there's no reason to let a perfectly good heart go to waste, so you relieve him of his organ and his firearm. You decide not to eat it because you don't know how many weightwatcher points it is. What do you do now?

[CypherX]

call joanie and ask her to go to crossfit with you

[Juncoph]

Use the past-man's heart to teleport through time and space to Cornelius.

[Maxwell.]

and then call joanie to come over and drink the milk

[Biohazard]

use joanie as a vibrator

[The GI of MA]

itt: use x as vibrator

OT:

Use the past-man's heart to teleport through time and space to Cornelius.

[IkeTheGeneric]

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