THE GRAND STOCK IMAGE ADVENTURE

[TristanLuigi]

this flag

is good flag, but you need to put hammer and sickle on Javert's face

[Ad Bot]

[tber123]

Hammer and martini or martini and sickle flag.

[TristanLuigi]

[Biohazard]

a stock photo of a corndog on a white background will be the flag

[IkeTheGeneric]

flag poll added......

[77x5ghost2]

because loving stuff

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

look your picture of a guy saying rooster might be funny the first time, but do you really think it will stand the test of time??? look to the corndog, behold it's timeless majesty. you can't not vote for it

[Juncoph]

look your picture of a guy saying rooster might be funny the first time, but do you really think it will stand the test of time??? look to the corndog, behold it's timeless majesty. you can't not vote for it

until javert eats the corndog

[IkeTheGeneric]

The flag was de... decid... deCIDING?/????

In a dark alley...

: Hey Joanie, it's INTERCHANGEABLE WHITE WOMAN, I'm coming home right now, what's up with you?
: Not much, hon! I'm just at home cooking up a stew of leftovers...

: You could say I'm the stew mistress...
: HAHAHA Nice one J... Listen, I've been having problems with this creep stalking me. He's been following be for a couple blocks.
: Nothing the stew mistress can't handle!
: Joanie, I think I hear something!
: STEW

HOOF! A stranger grabs you from behind!

: Who are you?! Why am I in my highschool dress?

The stranger throws you against the wall and makes spooky faces

: Boo! Hehehe...
: NO! Stop! I have money in my purse, don't hurt me!
: That's not how this stuff works, hotcakes!

The stranger starts strangling you viciously, but you don't feel any pain!

: NOOOOOOOooooo_oooooooooo.....

You awake screaming...

: NOOOOOOOOOoooh... It was just a dream

: Man that was creepy... I better call Joanie to tell her about it!

: Let's see.. J..Joe..Joan...Joanie.. Here she is!

You call your best friend Joanie

: Hey Joanie? It's me!
: Hey what's up?

:  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
: I take it you had that dream, too? Girlfriend, I made the best damn stew in that dream that I've ever made in my lifetime.
: It seemed so real, I was even screaming in real life.
: I was making a stew in real life, you actually called me.
: Well I'll keep in touch J, Talk to you later... *click*

Now that that's outta the way, you can move on to important things, such as finding something to do! What's the first order of business?

You can watch your television, call Joanie again, go out shopping or something else!

[CypherX]

call cornelius and ask for a job

[Maxwell.]

and then go out and buy milk

[plad101]

Buy a gun and enlist for the Cornelius army

[Juncoph]

call cornelius and ask for a job

and then go out and buy milk

[IkeTheGeneric]

call cornelius and ask for a job

Looks like Cornelius isn't picking up right now...

call cornelius and ask for a job

You know of no army

and then go out and buy milk

Your favorite time: SHOPPING. Nobody can spend money better than you, girl! Time to get some savings!


You shop for a bit, the milk can wait, these clearance sales are insane!


A man stops you to ask something...

: Hello, can I help you?
: I'm sorry ma'am, but is your name INTERCHANGEABLE WHITE WOMAN?
: Yes... Yes it is. How do you know my name?
: You are in grave danger, I'm afraid.
: There are great powers in this world pulling the strings. They're trying to get rid of us.
: "Us"? I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
: Don't talk to much, they're everywhere... If you really want to know the truth, come to 4456 Beefman Drive and look for the white dove marking your path.
: What? What are you talking ab- *BLAM*

You hear a gunshot, immediate silence then complete chaos. Somebody fired a gun!

: I don't have much time, I have to go. Stay safe, and remember where to go!
: But! Oh my- what?

The man disappears into a hurrying crowd. The gunshot came from aisle 7, you are in aisle 4, do you head for the emergency exit, main entrance or do something else?

[CypherX]

buy the loving milk