THE GRAND STOCK IMAGE ADVENTURE

[Nonnel]

burn down your office building and build a replica in its place

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[IkeTheGeneric]

Now that your boss is out of the way, take over your workplace and become the new boss.

You will now work your way up the corporate ladder from this point onward.

call barack obama and tell him you cede from the US

You call up the Pres to tell him what's what

: Hello is this president Obama?
: Why yes it is. May I ask who's speaking?
: Cornelius Chimperson. I am calling to tell you that I'm seceding from the US and becoming my own country
: Where do you live?
: 1656 George Rd. Zipcode 35567, I live in the state of Nebraska and the town of George.
: Well now that you're your own country, you're invading our land. I'm sending the national guard after your location as we speak.
: ...

Well stuff... What do you do now?

[CypherX]

decline his invasion

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[IkeTheGeneric]

decline his invasion

: B-but wait, don't I have to consent to invasion first?
: Uh... no?

That didn't seem to work, maybe you can convince him to call off the manhunt some other way!

[CypherX]

: B-but wait, don't I have to consent to invasion first?
: Uh... no?

That didn't seem to work, maybe you can convince him to call off the manhunt some other way!

threaten to reveal his vast love affairs with gay asian businessmen

also buy new shoes

[Nonnel]

Sue him for war rape

[tber123]

Say that you were just kidding, which will fool him. Secretly build up an army so you can take over the United States.

[IkeTheGeneric]

threaten to reveal his vast love affairs with gay asian businessmen

: I'm going to go public with your love affair with Takeshi Kitano if you invade my country
: That's not going to work, this is a matter of national security.
: Damn!

Sue him for war rape

: I will sue you if you invade my country!
: Does your country have a court system?
: Yeah, and I find you guilty of being an starfish!
: Nice try, but you're out of your jurisdiction.
: Damn!

also buy new shoes

: I'm going to buy new shoes if you invade my country.
: No you won't, you'll be dead.

Say that you were just kidding, which will fool him. Secretly build up an army so you can take over the United States.

: I was just kidding, lay off dude.
: Well if it was just a joke, I guess I can call off the invasion for now.

It worked, and now you have a new quest for your day off: Amass an army and take over USA. How do you begin your campaign?

[CypherX]

proclaim cornelius racial superiority

attempt to win over the bourgeoisie

[IkeTheGeneric]

proclaim cornelius racial superiority

Being one with the cornelius, you are naturally strong, smart and beautiful.

attempt to win over the bourgeoisie

: Hello, is this the leader of the bourgeoisie?
: Yeah, this is the leader of the bourgeoisie.
: Want to fight for my country or die trying?
: Sure thing, what's your country called?
: Uh... Uhhhhhh....
: Do you even have a flag?
: Of course I have a flag, it's uh... it's a...

Oh stuff, your country doesn't have a name or flag, what should be your name and flag?

[Nonnel]

dirkadirkastan

[IkeTheGeneric]

dirkadirkastan

: My country is named "Dirkadirkastan"
: What about the flag?
: Well, you see, it's a....

What shall Dirkadirkastan's flag be?

[CypherX]

a big fat photo of john madden

[IkeTheGeneric]

I will put up a poll full of flag designs once there's enough replies!

[Juncoph]

this flag