Bad translator

[NumberOneTuxedo]

Original text:

"This has been translated 10 times."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"He already translated it 10 times."

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[mattsos]

"I love you, that's not enough to take off my pants, OKAY?"

OH MY GOD I CANT BREATHE LOL

[randomtroll39]

"I am fly"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Many"

[Blocky943]

Thanks, L

[TheXD]

Thanks, L

you're welcome



"Artistic value in return?" So accurate.

[Alyx Vance]

Original text:

"Trevor Philips: I don't know what you're talking about. I don't agree with what you're saying. You're talking bullstuff. And you're trying to wind me up. But I'm very, very angry, and I want this conversation to stop right away. "

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Trevor Phillips I don't know what you're talking about. I agree with you that this is nonsense. We strive تخرجني here. I'm angry that I want this conversation to end. "

But what do we strive?

[Blockchip]

"You're out of fights! You'll get more tomorrow or you can visit the Snack Bar, where the food and booze will refuel your aggression."

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"They are for was of fight! More tomorrow there is or the it visits than the verfrissingen comes is quickly where the food and the alcohol that his aggression will renew. "
"Yin Yandex, how much toast should i eat?"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Geneva, Yandex, and many of the elite can eat? "

[Bacon Pancakes]

Original text:

"I like to lick succulent tuna jars."

...5 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I love to lick some containers to the juicy tuna. "


Original text:

"It is three in the morning, and I am in the nest of Jews. They have cleverly shifted their shapes; one of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns! She has tried to poison me already. These rats are very clever."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"At three o'clock in the morning, a group of Jews. They are smart to focus on form, taking the form of women, old people and achieve قرنيها you want تسميمي. These rats are smart."


Original text:

"Happy birthday you putrid piece of horse stuff."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"You عفنا mom."

Original text:

"homoloveual"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The sky"


Original text:

"Up your arse"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Backup"

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Original text:

"Trevor is a god damn hipster."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Even if not."