Bad translator

[Blockchip]

http://ackuna.com/badtranslator
I like this website.

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"I want of this place."

[Ad Bot]

[TrollBoat]

what

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

at least put a link to it
http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

[Blockchip]

at least put a link to it
http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

oh no i forgot
this is embarrasing

[Zanaran2]

"blockchip is a frickin' dummy"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"blockchip this brainless doll."

[Blockchip]

"blockchip is a frickin' dummy"

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"blockchip this brainless doll."

"Blockchip is a frickin' dummy"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"The insect of the cushion is a frickin 'the model"
SDL master race

[Ipquarx]

Original text:

"I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me."

...9 translations later, TransPerfect gives us:

"Chrіst'le t crucifi pobony m iindeki yje. I Krper iinde mne I Tanr lubie Kzlarla criana iin fedelt iinde yj. "

This isn't even a language anymore.

[AtlasBlue]

Original text:

"To be, or not to be- that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them."

...33 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Still does not exist, or does not exist, it is a problem. This is a cute, brown town Prawem arrow consequences. Or to take arms against a sea of troubles. Let me introduce You to a death sentence."

I'm dying

[NML Cygni]

Original text:

"Hello, mates! I'm running from a big, strong dragon!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Hello, friends! I'm not the great and powerful dragon!"

[Daswiruch]

"Jesus stroked the hard bar of the king."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"The lord, the king, a little love "
""This bisque of carrot tastes fresh and dandy," said Daniel."

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"I'm glad you are on the island of new products for the soup, Daniel."
@horse_ebooks:
"WHO THE forget EXPANDED MY PEN BELONG THE REACH OF MY HANDS WHICH ARE TO ARMS OF COAT CAT MEOW!"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Fight, who would win, hands, clothes, shirt, cat, meow,meow!"

[NML Cygni]

Original text:

"MENTAL UNUSUAL UNBOX #GABEN MONEY MONEY MONEY HOLY loving stuff MONEY MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Mmmm"

...43 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Madness-#evaporated goat God and money is not money. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Mmmm"

LOL

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

Original text:

"memes"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"memes"

good to see memes are universal

[Zanaran2]

"money is not money"

[Blockchip]

"SDL Master Race"

...6 translations later, SDL gives us:

"That to run the owner of the SDLS"

[F3d323]

Original text:

"Hola."

...10 translations later, Yandex gives us:

"Further along the corridor."