I'd say all birds are starfishs. I was once taking a walk and went past one of those tall-bush-things, and apparently some birds had a nest there. Well, instead of running like any should, they came out and loving attacked me because apparently I was threatening them or something. Well, now birds, excuse ME for walking past your nest which was right next to the god-damned sidewalk. I would like to note these birds were not turkeys.