What the most handicapped things your classmates say?

[Skele]

Two years ago I was in a Physical Geography class. During a lesson the lights on half the room went out. As soon as that happened this girl named Vicki yelled out, "We must have lost power". The problem with her brown townysis was that half the room, the half she was on, still had power. Someone told her that the power didn't, and she argued back that it clearly did. After that someone yelled out, "Vicki has spoken!" and pointed out that there was lights on above and behind her.

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[Cdog1st]

You fail.

NOTE: you bumbed this page

[Cdog1st]

this happened today

Austin:HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI

Me:SHUT UP!

Austin:BBBRRRAAAWWW

Me:YOU ARE PATHETIC!

Austin: HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI!!!!!

[Crazy Salt]

Person1: I need a band aid!
Person2: I have one on my leg, do you want it?

[Meekl]

I know a classmate who mishears everything you say to him.

Me: Hey, Eddie I'm going to go biking on Saturday so I can't go to your house.

Eddie: You did WHAT to a potato?!

Wut.

[brickybob]

ME (Gordon): *looks at Morgan*

*pause for about 10 secends*

ME:An eraser hits me and i yell out "MEDIC" (like the sniper from TF2)

p.s Yarly

[oromis]

On the topic of stupid things, i was in...uhh...California maybe? some other state than NJ, maybe pennslyvania. And there is this haunted mansion that this queen, or other famous girl lived in. her favorite number was 13, so throughout the tour the tour guide pointed out everything that was 13. the clock, stairs, nails in a wall, etc. Then we came to an empty room with a chandelier. He asked us how many candle we thought were in it. Being a dumbass, I said 12. some people laugh, and the guide says "Right! there were only 12 candles that came with this chandelier, she made 1 herself"

I was actually right :D

[Menen]

1. Person behind me in speech always trying to shut everyone up with,"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

2. Idiots in my guitar class that cant follow directions or always want to be right so they show off and say stupid stuff. :D

[Chaos2454]

There's this one weird kid that was in my class that always said he wore clothes "only fit for combat". He must have been hitting some kind of happy juice.

[Sarge]

In PE class:

Student: Hey, catch the ball!

Girl student: Kay.

*Student tosses ball*

*Girl student screams and blocks her face when the ball flies really slow.*

[BobSevenSevens]

*Girl student screams and blocks her face when the ball flies really slow.*

She must play Roblox. The ball still probably flew 10 times faster than a roblox RL.

Well, that was my Make Fun of Roblox for the day.

Aaannyyywwaaayyy...
At lunch:

Me: Gay guys are so annoying, especially when they stare at your ass.

Dylan: WHAT? YOU WANT TO forget A GAY GUY IN THE ASS?

Get the picture?

[Swiss]

Nowel is almost dieing from cough beside me.

COUGH COUGH

Teacher: Nowel? Can you stop coughing?

Nowel: But it tickles in my throat and i have to cough!

Teacher: But what if you just hold it in?

Nowel: T-Then it tickles real bad.


Doing math.

Teacher: Nowel! Would you like to do the next question?

Nowel: Yes.

Teacher: Okay what is it?

Nowel: I know the answer!

Teacher: What is it?

Nowel: I know it.


Thats all i am able to "type".

[Rughugger]

Sadly the suckup didn't have time to say anything of amusing interest, we had too many videos and theatrical readings. Maybe Tuesday.