Author Topic: What the most handicapped things your classmates say?  (Read 4526 times)


History Teacher: Okay class, come up to see your grades for this trimester.

Student: Can I see my Math grade?

Really the only stupid thing I can think of.

Sounds to me like you're the starfish.
no im not he just thought he knew everything from top to bottom like "you dont have this" or "you dont know him" that stuff.

guy talking: I used to work as a math teacher.

Some girl: OH we have one of those!
                                                                                                                                                                                                 

/facepalm


History Teacher: Okay class, come up to see your grades for this trimester.

Student: Can I see my Math grade?

Really the only stupid thing I can think of.
huh you gave it your best good effort but wtf is nailed to his brain

My classmate had this damn stupid doomsday theory,

Phillip: In 2012, the galaxies will line up and the sun will go dark."
What the forget.

Paul: *slopping noises with tounge and lips*
Everyone: Paul wtf
Paul: :a

"I'm on a boat"
It's so old now, and it's just completely ruined via overuse.
Everyone still likes that song where I live.

One of my classmates is a kissass. It's hilarious. I'll let you know if he says anything especially brown-nosed tomorrow.

Guy: Spell Harvard.

Not blonde girl (But acts like one and has a 90 smthing average.): H... O... W...

Class: Busts out laughing

WHAT A MANIPULATIVE BITCH

Ethan:YOUR CHEATING ON SOMEONE ELSES PAPER!!!

Me: no im not

Unknown boy:(I forgot his name) He's not cheating.

Ethan: YES HE IS!!!!!

Ethan:*gets in trouble*

I say stupid things when i mishear things.

Greg: So jack, how's you and Chelsea?
Jack: fien.
Me: Jack, you hit chelsea?

*greg and jack giggle and frown at me, as if it were a bad joke that was funny*

Me :Oh was that a secret?

I know a classmate who mishears everything you say to him.

Me: Hey, Eddie I'm going to go biking on Saturday so I can't go to your house.

Eddie: You did WHAT to a potato?!

Last year it was me and a friend
My friend stood up right in the middle of my teachers sentence and screamed
"I HEAR THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE PUNCHING A BABY!"
Teachers like "Uhh.. get out of my class." So i jumped up and was like "THEN I ATE THE BABY!" So he sent me out to, we had a party in the hall.
Then we were in English and we were supposed to right a sentence for each spelling word, the word was like Tremor or something, so the kid infront of me gave me his paper to check(We all had to switch with someone)
and i gave him mine, i got them all right, he got 8 of em, then we were on #9 and he read my sentence,
"The tremor gave a great scare."
Then i looked at him, looked back at the paper, raised my hand,
James?
This paper just says Tremor...
Was forgetin hilarious
Then in World GEO, the teacher said turn off the lights, so i screamed DING! the teacher was like wtf?
Teacher: Deeder! Turn off the lights!
Me: DING!
Teacher: What the hell did you just say?
Me: DING!
Teacher: ... Ok..
Class cracks up
Me: You don't like ding?
Teacher: Uhh...
Sebastion: snake WAFFLES!
Vincent: Sebastion your my vigina muffin.
Teacher: GET OUT OF MY CLASS SEBASTION AND VINCENT
Me: Hahahahahah.
Class: HAHAHAHAHA.

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Damn you, lol.

Your class is really forgeted up.