Last year it was me and a friend
My friend stood up right in the middle of my teachers sentence and screamed
"I HEAR THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE PUNCHING A BABY!"
Teachers like "Uhh.. get out of my class." So i jumped up and was like "THEN I ATE THE BABY!" So he sent me out to, we had a party in the hall.
Then we were in English and we were supposed to right a sentence for each spelling word, the word was like Tremor or something, so the kid infront of me gave me his paper to check(We all had to switch with someone)
and i gave him mine, i got them all right, he got 8 of em, then we were on #9 and he read my sentence,
"The tremor gave a great scare."
Then i looked at him, looked back at the paper, raised my hand,
James?
This paper just says Tremor...
Was forgetin hilarious
Then in World GEO, the teacher said turn off the lights, so i screamed DING! the teacher was like wtf?
Teacher: Deeder! Turn off the lights!
Me: DING!
Teacher: What the hell did you just say?
Me: DING!
Teacher: ... Ok..
Class cracks up
Me: You don't like ding?
Teacher: Uhh...
Sebastion: snake WAFFLES!
Vincent: Sebastion your my vigina muffin.
Teacher: GET OUT OF MY CLASS SEBASTION AND VINCENT
Me: Hahahahahah.
Class: HAHAHAHAHA.
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Damn you, lol.
