Other life?

[Sandvich]

I met Jesus.

[Ad Bot]

[Illidan]

I met Jesus.

I met Sandvich, for I am Jesus.

I love Sandvich.

[Mateo]

forget your camera.

http://www.wimp.com/believeufos/

[HellHound]

I am locking this topic.

[snot2]

i like how the ussr hasnt existed for years

[The Russian]

ogm liek last nite i wuz liek in a car nd i saw a wite shap nd it was gost!!!!!! im srs it wus gost!!!!! nd den alens cam nd tuk me 2 der spaec statin nd dey intrgated me and dey gav me pl4nt smaple i r srs it rly hapnd!!!!

IM SO loving CERIAL, WHY WONT ANYONE BELIEVE ME!!!!?!?!??!?!?!?!1?!1

[pixelor]

Stop taking drugs.

[Regulith]

I am locking this topic.

Apparently not

I guess the ALIEMS stoled you again

[Harm94]

Looking at a basic map of the section of space above my house... I wonder what the hell it is. An hour later, BOOM, a huge frickin' moonthing is in earth's veiw, and BOOM, it's gone. I look in my telescope, and I see the moonthing, and I see something like a wormhole, also, I see some space ship of a sorts. The next night, I woke up on a shiny metal table, surrounded by humanlike beings. So far, this interrogation, has become more frequent.

This is true. Also, I was handed some civillianlike clothing.

Stop watching X-Files past your bed time.

[Block Builder]

Did they undress you and touch you in places?

:3

[Scarpelt]

He is right!
Like today at school, I saw a meteor with 10 mythical monkeys on it!
They threw down Condoms of Awesome power at me, too!
Then they broke Rule 34 and a Time Paradox opens up!
And I woke up with a room full of burning Bananas!
I loved saying that