What would you do if you met the above user in a dark alley?

[Night Fox]

/hug

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[Kapturrith]

Push him off of me.

[Night Fox]

Hug again. With chuck Norris as my backup. :D

[Kapturrith]

Push him off of me.

[Night Fox]

I'd get Chuck to kick his ask!

[King of losers]

Kick you in the vagina for not bringing me along.

[Night Fox]

Bring him along the next trip!

[Moybus]

leave the dark alley

[Kapturrith]

Shake hands with him and talk about cool things while drinking tea.

[Night Fox]

leave the dark alley

Huehuehue. Typical.

Have a brother moment.

[mariofan09]

Huehuehue. Typical.

Have a brother moment.

Rob you.

[Talent74]

I'd remember to mention that I have a riot shield in my back, and a invisible forcefield around me that protects me.
And some kinda exo-suit protection form everything.
And some kinda weapon.

Yeah, I'm such a stupid cigarette

Impossible.