What would you do if you met the above user in a dark alley?

[Talent74]

Shoot you in the ass with a BB gun.

[Ad Bot]

[EndGame]

I would steal your BB gun and shoot him in the ass again to get a point across.

[shafin25]

I'd walk past the past three people.

[Talent74]

I'd walk past the past three people.

I'd grab a gun from the pawn shop real quick, and shoot you in the head until you're face is nothing but red.

[shafin25]

I'd grab a gun from the pawn shop real quick, and shoot you in the head until you're face is nothing but red.

I'd remember to mention that I have a riot shield in my back, and a invisible forcefield around me that protects me.
And some kinda exo-suit protection form everything.
And some kinda weapon.

Yeah, I'm such a stupid cigarette

[thomas64]

Yeah, I'm such a stupid cigarette

UGH.
And in my own topic, too.

[RandomFlamer]

I would make him my slave and make me some tacos.

[DracoSoul]

Walk away

[EndGame]

Quietly stalk him for the rest of the day and into the early morning hours.

[RandomFlamer]

Give him a cookie.

[Riot]

 ask him over for some tea and cookies.

[DracoSoul]

say hi

[Kapturrith]

Secretly invite him to a Forum party, with the very first copy of The Search For Plornt: The Videogame.

[Goron]

Direct them out of the alley.

[Kapturrith]

Say thank you, because that alley was dark and musty.