Author Topic: Slay That Dragon (Read 30917 times)

Celtic Wolf · November 13, 2010, 08:21:08 PM

It outspams you.

I summon Duke Nukem and let him take care of it.

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Darksnow5601 · November 13, 2010, 08:22:23 PM

It doesnt work.

A creepdragon gos to your house.

Celtic Wolf · November 14, 2010, 07:36:36 AM

The dragon enjoys it.

I offer it a village to eat if it won't eat me.

Someone from Across · November 14, 2010, 04:02:50 PM

The dragon refuses to eat the village because he's a vegetarian and eats you.

I show the dragon how to use an iPad.

Hiiro3293 · November 14, 2010, 04:19:48 PM

He eats The iPad, he doesn't like technology

The dragon tastes your mum

Camera · November 14, 2010, 05:11:50 PM

The mum is scorced.

The dragon looks at it's killstreak.

Altered · November 14, 2010, 06:04:36 PM

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!1111

I offer Camera as a sacrifice.

Crysist · November 14, 2010, 08:04:24 PM

He eats both of you.

I shoot it with a large caliber rifle, aimed at its eyes.

Kingdaro · November 14, 2010, 08:06:54 PM

The dragon can't see, it was aiming to burn your head, it burns your balls.

Chuck Norris.

JAW959 · November 14, 2010, 08:17:12 PM

The dragon is now Bruce Lee.

A black hole.

Celtic Wolf · November 15, 2010, 04:38:35 PM

A white hole.

I take a Recurve Bow, light the arrow on fire, and shoot at the dragon's eye.

Camera · November 15, 2010, 05:58:25 PM

The dragon burns the arrow into ash.

I appearify out and I leave.

Celtic Wolf · November 20, 2010, 07:26:19 PM

The dragon accuses you of being a H@X0R.

I bump this topic for no real reason.

Cybertails1998 · November 21, 2010, 01:49:26 AM

The dragon noms the bump.

(srs, such a old topic still up)

I throw Badspothammer at it.