Slay That Dragon

[Soulpelt]

It eats you anyway.



I take off screaming like a bug.

[Ad Bot]

[Tom Gunn]

It eats you anyway.

I turn into a dragon

[.::Taboo::.]

i like how camera has the first post.

[Visage]

Me and Chuck Norris walk up to the dragon.

[PaladinProds]

I'm a prisoner locked in a cage surrounded by the dark. Suddenly I break out, and pull out the flute of friendship. I then pull out my lightened sword in case of death.
I then sight the dragon. I try to blow on my flute of friendship and try to befriend the dragon.

[PaladinProds]

Me and Chuck Norris walk up to the dragon.

Sorry i ignored your post, this is the thing:
The dragon has sight of chuck norris and attacks with his fiery breath. He doesn't see you, though.

[Celtic Wolf]

I'm a prisoner locked in a cage surrounded by the dark. Suddenly I break out, and pull out the flute of friendship. I then pull out my lightened sword in case of death.
I then sight the dragon. I try to blow on my flute of friendship and try to befriend the dragon.

He hates flute music, and that sword, well... let's say that the elves who hand-crafted it were from Keebler.

I sit on the doorstep and think.

[mrlolop]

He hates flute music, and that sword, well... let's say that the elves who hand-crafted it were from Keebler.

I sit on the doorstep and think.

why bump?

[Celtic Wolf]

why bump?

[goobler402]

I'll just fire a cruise missile from my high tech submarine.

[Camera]

i like how camera has the first post.

I'm surprised it wasn't me who made the topic.

[Celtic Wolf]

I'll just fire a cruise missile from my high tech submarine.

Ahem... I'm surprised how many times people forget an important part <HINT HINT>

Oh, and by the way, you accidentally fire it while you're still underwater. The missile stops and falls onto your sub.

I will say it again:

I'm a prisoner locked in a cage surrounded by the dark. Suddenly I break out, and pull out the flute of friendship. I then pull out my lightened sword in case of death.
I then sight the dragon. I try to blow on my flute of friendship and try to befriend the dragon.

He hates flute music, and that sword, well... let's say that the elves who hand-crafted it were from Keebler.

I sit on the doorstep and think.

[Legodude77]

he smashes you with his foot.

I show the dragon a Rickroll and the dragon just goes o_O...

[Celtic Wolf]

...And duckrolls you.

I knock on the gigantic stone door, set fire to a paper bag, leave it outside, and run.

[Pah1023]

...And duckrolls you.

I knock on the gigantic stone door, set fire to a paper bag, leave it outside, and run.

Then throws the paper bag at you with a stick of dynamite in it.

I sit out side the door with a grenade in my hand waiting to throw it at him..