Slay That Dragon

[keonesan]

The Americans that manufactured your fireproof suit were rednecks. You catch on fire anyways.

I run like a little bitch.

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[JTBreslow]

The exit was out of order.


I summon the rebels!

[Night Fox]

The rebels only give you med-kits, then get killed by Combine.

I use the Pyro's suit, then FLAME ON.

[keonesan]

Since the pyro is supposively female, the suit doesn't fit you and you catch on fire anyways.

I hide like a little bitch.

[JTBreslow]

You die of starvation.


I shot lazor out of head!

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I think this topic was made before you registered. Meaning I have been here before that post.

He clawed you.

I send in a Leviathan.

[keonesan]

You die of starvation.


I shot lazor out of head!

I died from starvation within a few seconds of hiding?

[JTBreslow]

I died from starvation within a few seconds of hiding?

As in you successfully hid for a week.

[keonesan]

I think this topic was made before you registered. Meaning I have been here before that post.

He clawed you.

I send in a Leviathan.

On-Topic:

Leviathans don't exist.

I used a pheonix down to revive myself then I take cover for a few minutes to think of a new plan.

[Night Fox]

Since the pyro is supposively female, the suit doesn't fit you and you catch on fire anyways.

Well.
You don't actually know which I am.
So...

The Phoenix dies before it reaches you.

I use my immortal powers, and FLAME ON.

[keonesan]

Well.
You don't actually know which I am.
So...

The Phoenix dies before it reaches you.

I use my immortal powers, and FLAME ON.

Furry female? Er....

Anyways I posted before you. Late pass.

[JTBreslow]

It didn't work.


I summon Rambo.

[keonesan]

Rambo isn't able to find a heavy machine gun and winds up dying.

I send in creepers from minecraft to take the dragon down.

[JTBreslow]

They asplode on you.


I pepperspray the dragon.

[keonesan]

The dragon easily blocks the pepperspray with one of its wings.

The creepers that exploded on me left a record. I craft a jukebox and play the record to find out it's a soundtrack from Micheal Jackson. I then force the dragon to listen to it.