Slay That Dragon

[Camera]

Objection!

I uh, build more walls.

[Ad Bot]

[Celtic Wolf]

The dragon takes 'em out with the Destructo wand.

I scream like a little girl and wet my pants.

[ultimamax]

He says "Ew, urine." and puts your pants in the washer and gives them back to you and eats you.
I summon the power of the black hole.

[Celtic Wolf]

He picks you up and throws you in, effectively clogging the hole due to your... large stature. You are stuck, being slowly, excruciatingly torn apart by its pull.

I throw a hot-dog as a distraction, then run like hell in the other distraction.

[Night Fox]

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[Night Fox]

The dragon swipes it away with tons of force. Your arm snaps off with the blade.

I ask it what's its purpose.

forget.

[JTBreslow]

You die


I go MGS and tranq the dragon.

[Celtic Wolf]

The 10 gallons of elephant tranquilizer you put in his corpse pile makes him sleepy. He yawns, then takes a brief nap on you, crushing your body in the process.

I bump this topic.

[Night Fox]

The dragon realizes that the topic was already on the first page.
He then eats you.
With his tounge.

I FLAME ON.

[JTBreslow]

The 10 gallons of elephant tranquilizer you put in his corpse pile makes him sleepy. He yawns, then takes a brief nap on you, crushing your body in the process.

I bump this topic.

SNAAAAAAAAAKE

You die by fire.
I use wepon!

[Celtic Wolf]

I FLAME ON.

I give him many   as an offering.

SNAAAAAAAAAKE

You die by fire.
I use wepon!

FUUUUUUUU-

[Night Fox]

The cookies make him ill, and he fires you..

I put on a fire proof suit, then FLAME ON.

[keonesan]

The fire proof suit was made in China and is defective and you catch on fire anyways.

I call in an AC-130 to take out the dragon. (I don't play MW2 but it seemed like the smartest idea at the time.)

[JTBreslow]

The ac-130 falls up the stairs and dies.
I use wepon!

[Night Fox]

China is defective.

Fix'd.

The wepon backfires.
Into your head.

I put on a furfire proof suit made in the U.S., then FLAME ON.