Slay That Dragon

[Conan]

The Dragon says, "Night furies don't exist."


I slay the dragon with my reasoning.

[Ad Bot]

[Link1999]

His bro kills you.

I give him a  peace offering

[Atomshock]

His bro kills you.

I give him a  peace offering

He shoves your glowing stuff up your ass.
I take my Bandos Godsword and Guilded armour with some prayer potions and rip his loving head off.

[Link1999]

It grows back takes your armor and uses it with his fire breath to make a big steaming ball of fire and drops it on your head.

i do everything everyone else did.

[Atomshock]

It grows back takes your armor and uses it with his fire breath to make a big steaming ball of fire and drops it on your head.

i do everything everyone else did.

The dragon respondes the way he did to everyone else.
I drop a tactical nuke.

[Conan]

Silly Atom, dragons aren't affected by nukes!


I use a cosmic vacuum to make the dragon and his friends/relatives explod.

[Atomshock]

Silly Atom, dragons aren't affected by nukes!


I use a cosmic vacuum to make the dragon and his friends/relatives explod.

The dragon goes Grammar national socialist on your ass.
I get my dog to rape the dragon

[Conan]

The dragon goes Grammar national socialist on your ass.
I get my dog to rape the dragon

but the dragon doesn't have a hole.


I use another cosmic vacuum, spelling "EXPLODE" correctly this time.

[Atomshock]

but the dragon doesn't have a hole.


I use another cosmic vacuum, spelling "EXPLODE" correctly this time.

Oforget, YOU WIN'T

[Wolfie]

The dragon slinks away, but you realize it wasn't the true monster...

2 WEEKS LATER
"Hello, this is Channel 3 News, covering the disaster in Beta City. Some.... huge.... things.... have recently invaded. It appears, Jim, that the dragon was the protector from the horrid creatures. Efforts to stop the monsters so far have been futile, and riots are breaking out almost everywhere. If you're watching this, STAY IN YOUR HOMES, and barricade doors and windows. The creatures are almost unstoppable, but it'll give you time to- <SMASH>... what was that sound? Oh! OH MY GOD! AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! THEY'RE  SO.... FURRY!!!!!! AAAAAAaaaahhhhhhhhh....."

Yes, folks, that's right: slay those giant malicious guinea pigs!

I barricade my doors and windows and make a few molotovs.

[ultimamax]

I spawn a 128x128 baseplate and event it with an instantRespawn loop for all who touch it. I lure the guinea pigs near the baseplate. I stand at the other side.

[Conan]

but the dragon doesn't have a hole.


I use another cosmic vacuum, spelling "EXPLODE" correctly this time.

Oforget, YOU WIN'T

/thread

[The True Zephyr]

I go minininja on the guinea pigs, using my masamune to cut every guinea pig into oblivion therefore ending the thread.

[Wolfie]

I go minininja on the guinea pigs, using my masamune to cut every guinea pig into oblivion therefore ending the thread.

You were supposed to tell

I spawn a 128x128 baseplate and event it with an instantRespawn loop for all who touch it. I lure the guinea pigs near the baseplate. I stand at the other side.

what happens.

As you stand there laughing at their chain of instantRespawns, a guinea pig mauls you from behind. You fly through the floor and under the map, eventually drowning in the... water? under the map.

I create spam to lag the guinea pig's lesser computers. MWA HA HA!

[Tlc2010]

It turns out you have one of them.
They explode and you die.




I blow everything on the planet up.
And causes 2012 to come up and the
world ceases to exist.