Slay That Dragon

[No, FROHman Elite!]

No you don't

I stuff on his food.

[Ad Bot]

[Daedalus]

He eats it. And then kills you. Yeah, pretty straightforward.
I stick him with Semtex.

[Cybertails1998]

...No, seriously, be creative.
Also bump.
You miss, you can guess what happens next.

I run around him like a maniac and swing my FEAR NO ANVIL in all directions.

[Welknair]

One of those directions was through your head.

I summon TWO dragons to fight it. (I make sure that they don't eat me. If there is a hint of them trying to kill anybody but the other dragon, I don't summon them. Actually, I summon them with fail-safes so I can make them explode if they turn on me.)

[Cybertails1998]

One of them accidently tailwhips you and asplodes, detonating the other one.

I summon Armageddon.

[Dnitro]

The Armageddon turns out to be just a wimpy little solar storm that disables some satellites.

I take a Ma41 to his face

[PowerDag]

Your puny M4A1 bullets cannot pierce the tough scales of the dragon. He scorches you with his flame breath.

I use an industrial-strength freeze ray on the dragon. With PERFECT PERCISION.

[PJ Boy]

It falls apart because you got it off the internet.
I use duct tape. 

[King of losers]

Duct tape doesn't fix anything.

I use Magick *Mage*.

[Wolfygod]

I Just eat the magic and makes it backfire at you

[Dippindots]

I shoot the dragon in the eye with a pistol. The bullet penetrates its brain and it collapses, dead. Magic doesn't exist, so the magic did not actually fire at me. The dragon was actually a komodo dragon. The end.

[Dnitro]

The Komodo wanders into a lab and knocks over a vial and then turns into a big Dragon with Fire breath. :D

I use Science

[King of losers]

Science doesn't work in a fairytale.

I use Magick *Mage* once more.

[Loopyla1]

Dragon cries and a tear drop falls in your mouth and kills you.

I nuke it from orbit.

[Dnitro]

As you run to the falout shelter, it targets you and you go boom.

I put too much sugar on his pancakes.