Slay That Dragon

[Wolfie]

You abscond alongside John Egbert, who then sporadically takes a **** on your desk. You freak out, grab your handy shotgun, and blast a metallic mirror, causing the shot to fly back into your face and your... well, into a rather sensitive area.


I yell, "PEOPLE ARE A NEVER FOOD!"

[Ad Bot]

[hotshot87]

I sing a nice song to the dragon and beg for him to not kill me.

[PowerDag]

The dragon hates music and kills you.

I use MAGIC WAND OF DRAGON SLAYING.

[CAPTCHA]

You misuse it.

I eat explosives, get in a chicken suit and say "Eat me"

[Skyra]

The bomb goes of to soon and you die.

I feed the dragon chocolate.

[masterockets]

The dragon is full and flicks you away
I build 1 level 3 sentry while the dragon is sleeping

[CAPTCHA]

You were fooled and the dragon sapped it.

I toss one of the people who slayed the dragon at the current one.

[Dnitro]

It gladly eats it, then stomps on you

CHARGUR entrepreneur  SLAP TIEM

[Irishbandit]

Dragon gained acheivement: Level a Charge

I transform into the dragon's conscience and tell him to stop killing people and go see a counselor.

[kanew2000]

He doesn't listen to the voices inside his head.

I say eat me and pull out an unlit bomb and a lighter

[CAPTCHA]

He sees what you did there, and tosses you out of the cave.

I use my super teleporting device that automatically activates when i'm mortally wounded and sends me to a safe place where I won't get hurt, as about three thousand other people are guarding every inch of it.[/starcraft zealot]

[Skyra]

The place explodes.

I give the dragon a dead chicken as a gift.

[kitty007]

The dragon takes the gift then breaths fire on you

[Camera]

I look at this thread and see that there is no permanent happy ending near at all.

[Skyfrost123]

the dragon burn the last two comment because they dont understand how to play the game or are just trying to be funny.

i shove a nuclear missile into the dragons ear