Slay That Dragon

[Talent74]

It eats them.

I send the dragon a link.

[Ad Bot]

[TheChaosCarrier]

Above post ignored, so will be other posts like this one.

I throw pens at it.

Too bad. Your pens just fly somewhere random because there is no dragon.

[Wolfie]

It misunderstands, screams "I HATE LEGEND OF ZELDA GEEK!" and torches the internet.

I stuff my pants.

[Cybertails1998]

Too bad. Your pens just fly somewhere random because there is no dragon.

But I have, like, 1000 of them in my pocket and I just threw one out so we finally can slay someone.
You can't end this game. There's no end of it because of the power of ignorance.

Ontopic: The dragon claws you.

I send a stickman at it.

[MunkeyCheez]

Go up to it and kick it in the balls. Thats if it has any that is.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Nothing happens.
There is no dragon. You licked air.
 

[Cybertails1998]

Nothing happens.
There is no dragon. You licked air.
 

Get out and this topic and stop trying to end it.
Plus it said KICK, not LICK. Seriously
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[TheChaosCarrier]

Get out and this topic and stop trying to end it.

Hence the  
Nice job.

I am girl dragon. I seduce it with my loveyness.

[Cybertails1998]

Still don't end this thread so quickly.

Ontopic: The dragon wanted to be alone, so he clawed you for being annoying.

I throw pie at him.

[SeventhSandwich]

But I have, like, 1000 of them in my pocket and I just threw one out so we finally can slay someone.
You can't end this game. There's no end of it because of the power of ignorance.

Ontopic: The dragon claws you.

I send a stickman at it.

Stickman was not effective.

I attack it with the wrinkleforgeter.

[Cybertails1998]

He arrests you because you stole it from John.

I take a photo of it with a SBAHJIFIER.

[TheChaosCarrier]

You die.

I rape him.

[SeventhSandwich]

The Schoolgirl intervenes and kills you.

I throw a stickman at him.

[TheChaosCarrier]

I give him a doggie treat.

[MaxNikkos]

He eats the doggy treat and you.

I kill the dragon.
Hah.