Slay That Dragon

[No, FROHman Elite!]

You goes squash squash


When I ee that dragon, my ass is miles away from this god-forsaken cave.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

Of course it is, because the dragon spitted it out.

I tell him to go to MSPA.

[BladeOfTheHorizon]

I pull out the brick selection screen, choose 64x64 cube, spam everywhere to trap dragon, buying me time to find mini-nuke dug up somewhere in the internet. When I find it, I wrench a cube, equip mini-nuke, and fire it at the dragon like a trigger-happy hillbilly.

[Cybertails1998]

You get slain along with the dra--

...Another dragon. 4srs, this doesn't even surprise me anymore.

I throw a beerie at him.

[Corbiere]

The beerie explodes into flames for no apparent reason, and the the dragon takes your left leg off.

I throw a sword into its mouth :)

[Joeboy]

It eats swords for breakfast, they give him strength. You just get mashed under his feet.

I summon Chuck Norris.

[TheChaosCarrier]

The dragon dies due to Dragon Fire breath Testicular Cancer.
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[Talent74]

Well, that's the end of the thread. See you next time!

En español: Bueno, ese es el extremo del hilo. ¡Hasta la próxima!

[King of losers]

The thread resets itself.

I poke the dragon with a twig.

[thomas64]

The thread resets itself.

I poke the dragon with a twig.

It eats your twig.

I get a bag full of gold.

[Talent74]

It eats your gold.

I offer a peaceful relationship between me and the dragon.

[Corbiere]

The dragon declines, kills you and an unfortunate rat, and eats your bones for breakfast to give it MAGIC POWERS!!

I hit it with a sheep :)

[Cybertails1998]

Yummies.

I axe him repeadly.

[TheChaosCarrier]

The dragon dies due to Dragon Fire breath Testicular Cancer. And the thread will never reset itself and the dragon never comes back to life nor does a new dragon come out into fray. The thread is then ended forever. Nothing can resurrect it.
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[Cybertails1998]

Above post ignored, so will be other posts like this one.

I throw pens at it.