Slay That Dragon

[LegendZ]

Chuck norris refused to help...dragon rapes you.
I...die...

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[Welknair]

You fail at killing yourself. The dragon picks up the watergun you were shooting at yourself and whacks you with it until you die.

I respawn and.. run like heck, this thing can't be killed?

[Volko]

The dragon tears you a second cunt with his thorny rooster.
I plant a highly-explosive bomb in his ear, and set the countdown for 30 secs.

[Welknair]

You realize that the you planted it on your arm instead of his ear. You asplode.

Well, since I didn't die I continue trying to flee.

[Volko]

You flee just when you notice your second cunt and scream.  Your screaming attracts a mob of horny old men who rape you and sell you to the dragon.
I throw a chair at the dragon.

[Welknair]

It bounces off of his toe and lands on your head. You're knocked unconscious, fall into a nearby stream and subsequently drown to death.

Still not dead... I try to escape?

[Leftus]

It bounces off of his toe and lands on your head. You're knocked unconscious, fall into a nearby stream and subsequently drown to death.

Still not dead... I try to escape?

Your run over by my ford panford, after all I'm on my way to kill the dragon

[King of losers]

You trip and fall down a hill.

I rape the dragon. 

[Volko]

The dragon is displeased by your loveual pose, so he throws you off and mounts you like a horse, whilst calling you a little bitch.
I whip out my HD video camera and record.

[Meekl]

You get some sweet footage of some wicked fire breath.
LIGHTSABERS, 2 OF THEM I USE [/YODATALK]

[King of losers]

You trip on a rock and one of the lightsabers goes through you.

I run away, LIKE A SISSY GIRL!

[Welknair]

You run. Into the side of a cliff. Then a group of air-breathing, bone-eating half-dragon dire were-piranhas come and eat you.

I respawn. I run towards the dragon seeing as away didn't do very well.

[Healbadbad]

The dragon eyes you curiously, sniffs you, then roasts you using his own fire. He then eats you.

I turn invisible, and throw a stink bomb at the dragon

[LegendZ]

The dragon eyes you curiously, sniffs you, then roasts you using his own fire. He then eats you.

I turn invisible, and throw a stink bomb at the dragon

He starts flaming the ground where you used C&D, you burn and he whacks you with his tail.
I...die once more.

[Zenthrox]

You are dead. Real nice job.

I respawn and change my class to ice wizard. I leave to go powerleveling by killing rats.