Slay That Dragon

[Freeze]

You killed the dragon! Lets have a party in ther--
OH GOD ANOTHER ONE

I throw a barrage of  's at him,

(Srsly, stop with all the offtopic. It's a game)

He eats them.

I throw a rage at him.

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[Cybertails1998]

His fire breath level up.

I panda him up with water.

[Isjix]

I ride my toothless dragon.

[Cybertails1998]

I ride my toothless dragon.

REPLY FAIL
'Fail' not found

[Proog]

The Dragon found the fail.

I gave him the interwebs.

[Cybertails1998]

FLAME ON

I backstab him TFII style.

[Proog]

He had a razorback on.

I sapped the dragon.

[TheChaosCarrier]

You die because the Dragon is a non-electrical beast that is resistant to Sappers.

I pay him tons of gold and give him a hooker dragon as a peace offering.

[Moppy]

Super engie saves him just in time!...Oh yeah, he also shoots you with two miniguns and a rocket launcher.

I show the dragon (which I presume is prone to seisures) THIS.

EDIT: DAGNABIT! The dragon knows not what ayou are doing, so he stomps you into a pancake, but says thankyou right before you die.

I show the dragon (which I presume is prone to seisures) THIS.

[Proog]

He's seizure makes him fall on you, your daedz.

I gave him disorienting 3D glasses.

[Moppy]

He's seizure makes him fall on you, your daedz.

The ghost of me comes back to haunt him..with several rocket launchers and miniguns.

[Cybertails1998]

He's seizure makes him fall on you, your daedz.

I gave him disorienting 3D glasses.

He starts spinning in his disorientation, tailwhipping you.

I run a car at him.

[Moppy]

The car crashes and you die, because you were busy posting that post skipping me with your Iphone.

The ghost of me comes back to haunt him..with several rocket launchers and miniguns.

[Cybertails1998]

The tired-of-all-that dragon says
I WILL EAT YOUR SOOOUL

I send Chuck Norris at him.

[Isjix]

REPLY FAIL
'Fail' not found

That made no sense.