Author Topic: Slay That Dragon  (Read 32419 times)

it blows that away and it hits your eye

I give him human flesh
he noms you

I haunt him until he offs himself

He does not even budge

I invite him over for dinner.

he goes to dinner

I read a book next to him

He eats you.

I get Batman to fight the dragon.

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Batman is clawed (duh)

I try to run away from the dragon, and hide in my wooden spawn house..

HE HUFFS AND PUFFS
AND BLOWS HIS BOYFRIEND


I record it on tape and send it to skelo

Tape burninated :D

I ignore him

He sees you and eats you.

I bite his tail.

He hits you with his tail

I secretly hide a triggered explosive in a turkey and give it to him to eat

He chose you. (duh)

I throw a pineapple on him, hopefully my randomness will explode his brain.

He burned it then he burned you...

I shove a grenade up his ass.

it has turbo now.

I ghost hug the dragon.

he hugs you back and squishes you by accident

I let him play oblivion and see how he reacts to killing an argonian

He crushes the pc.

I feed him plasma.

He now breathes plasma instead of fire. I feed him soap/bubble mix