Slay That Dragon

[Madmitten]

ignoring above post
He catches you and makes you walk the dinosaur

I get him a fire potion

[Ad Bot]

[Tom Gunn]

He burns you to a crisp.

I say "The game"

[A.R.C.]

He tears you in half

I transform into a dragon and engage in mortal combat

[Madmitten]

he goes FUUUUUUU and while his mouth is open he burns every living thing inside of the cavern

I get a tank

[Camera]

He rors and blows it clear out of the cavern.

I poof back again, because I didn't know how he killed me. I offer him riches.

[skelolego229]

you are dead




i find and offer a female dragon that shares his interests

[Proog]

He's a flamboyant homoloveual

I'll buy him a soda.

[Tom Gunn]

The dragon Burps and kills you.

I shoot at him with 50. cal.

[Madmitten]

he eats that bullet then burns you

I offer him a car

[Camera]

He dislikes surgary drinks

This topic's the bomb

you are dead




i find and offer a female dragon that shares his interests

Lies, they lived Happily Ever After

[Proog]

He has a defusal kit.

The Counter Terrorists win.

[Cybertails1998]

ignoring 2 above poasts
He smashes both.

I throw a burning Molotov roostertail  

[Proog]

ignoring the ignorant above post

The Molotov wasn't lit.

[King of losers]

...

I throw a rock at the dragon.

[skelolego229]

He dislikes surgary drinks

This topic's the bomb
Lies, they lived Happily Ever After

skelo recived 1 friendly dragon egg skelo hid it in his vualt from his evil father


skelo tried to ninja the dragon with a large garotte wire