Slay That Dragon

[Vulgus]

nasty nork shoots grenades at them

I go and herd some pigs

they are traveling so fast the grenades miss and they proceed to gun down the dragon and douse it with missiles and minigun fire

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[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

...

I give the dragon a heug box of Cheetohs, Soda, and a computer with Dwarf Fortress on it, with a guidebook for the game.

[Madmitten]

they are traveling so fast the grenades miss and they proceed to gun down the dragon and douse it with missiles and minigun fire

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ripto sends out the bullstuff monster
the bullstuff monster then proceeds to grab them with his tongue and grapple onto the plane.

I try and warn the pilot about dem monsters

[Camera]

I steal it with my traveler skills.

I slink away

[Cybertails1998]

FAIL
You is smashed  

I rickroll him.

[Vulgus]

with a guidebook for the game.

The dragon reads (in the book) "You won" He thinks 'Won what? The game?'
Dragon flips to next page page reads: "You lost" so the dragon burns the book

Darn
He kills rick astly

I kill him again with 5 jet planes armed with GUA-8 miniguns

[Madmitten]

I steal it with my traveler skills.

I slink away

an oblivion guard finds you an FORFEITS YOUR STOLEN GOODS

I sneak around for a while

[Camera]

FAIL
You is smashed  

I rickroll him.

I turn into a pancake

I flop away

[Vulgus]

Dragon is dead. I killed it

[Cybertails1998]

OH GOD ANOTHER ONE

I feed him nitro.

[Tom Gunn]

Take the jetplane stuff back to the other topic, lets pretend there is no jetplane available. k?

He nitros you.

I send a trex

[Madmitten]

Dragon is dead. I killed it

dragon revives himself
he tells to you and then he walks away

I go an congratulate the dragon

[Cybertails1998]

NOM

I give it a backrub.

[Vulgus]

I toss very sharp diamond rocks that happen to be lying around at it

[Madmitten]

I toss very sharp diamond rocks that happen to be lying around at it

it blows that away and it hits your eye

I give him human flesh