Slay That Dragon

[Camera]

He breaks swords and you.

I use a Smash Ball.

Swords are unbreakable, I inflict nervefibroma and stop time.

He slams you.

He slashes you

I just say 'Die pl0x'

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[Vulgus]

He slams you.

I just say 'Die pl0x'

The dragon says no u and eats you.

I send in Large jets armed with GUA 8 miniguns and missiles

[skelolego229]

iraq got new airspace 
mig-15's rush you

[Camera]

The jet crashes into the cavern and is buried in many kilograms of bedrock.

I continue to mortally wound him

[Cybertails1998]

No effect, but you tasted like honey.

I shoot him from a tank

[Vulgus]

Wait how did the jet die

It would blow that dragon to pieces within 5 seconds

[Madmitten]

The dragons gets stressed from all these attacks and goes to a chiropractor to get a hot oil massage.


I hand the chiro the oils

[Camera]

The dragon relaxes for eternity

I declare an end.

[Vulgus]

The dragon relaxes for eternity

I declare an end.

The dargon starts it again.

I freeze the dragon in nitrogen

[Madmitten]

The dargon starts it again.

I freeze the dragon in nitrogen

spyro unfreezes them

I tell him about nasty nork

[Vulgus]

I'm still confused on why the jet died

[Cybertails1998]

ignoring above question
He ignores that and tailwhips you (duh)

I dance on his tooth for no reason.

[Camera]

He refer about a hasty fork

I travel into the cavern

I'm still confused on why the jet died

[Vulgus]

He refer about a hasty fork

I travel into the cavern

The dragon comes out of the cavern and eats you

I send in 3 more jets, again armed with GUA-8 Miniguns

[Madmitten]

nasty nork shoots grenades at them

I go and herd some cowleks