Slay That Dragon

[Link1999]

They truce and burn you...but then the first sends the second home with a roasted Sabbin....

I throw all the emotes at him....

[Ad Bot]

[Sandvich]

Link1999 uses EMOTE
Its not very effective.
Dragon uses RAGHHHAGFSAGS
Super Effective
You have fainted

I turn into a bigger dragon

[Link1999]

Dragon uses RAGHHHAGFSAGS
Super Effective
You have fainted

I use a blackhole gernade

[ultimamax]

He takes off the pin and throws it back.
I comb his hair.

[snugglebear212]

The jet crashes into the cavern and is buried in many kilograms of bedrock.
I teleport myself out. "I wasn't even trying to kill you, :/" I leave.

I attempt to leave.

kilograms? really?

[Jacob/Lee]

kilograms? really?

Lol.

[Ladios]

Why would I want to slay it? That's not very nice... :(

[Madmitten]

Why would I want to slay it? That's not very nice... :(

he raped and ate your gf




now go on and slay him

[Jacob/Lee]

What about eastern dragons, they're nice :(

[Ladios]

he raped and ate your gf




now go on and slay him

In that case I would rip off his claws and fashion them into a knife and use them to cut off the ridge on its back, and use that to make a rope type thing. Rip off its horns and stab it in the eyes with them then tie the ridge rope thing to the horns and fashion a harpoon which I would then shoot down its open mouth through to its ass. I would then hang it by the rope upsidedown off a bridge over a pit of corosive acid and slowly lower it down tail first and doing all sorts of other stuff to it while it descends into the pit, mainly involving lacerations and other painful things.

[Link1999]

He takes off the pin and throws it back.
I comb his hair.

He hugs you and you explode...

I get link's mastersword and go dragon slayer on him

[Meekl]

I divide dragon by zero. /win

[Niblic]

Object: World respawns and the dragon eats your nonexistent ass.


I fire the dragon-seeking anti-miss indestructable everything-puncturing crowbar at dragon's face, oh and the crowbar has a history of flawless kills of dragons 50 times stronger in any way than the current dragon.

[Link1999]

He calls you a dragon and it hits you....

I use a  Cannon.

[Cybertails1998]

You killed the dragon! Lets have a party in ther--
OH GOD ANOTHER ONE

I throw a barrage of  's at him.

(Srsly, stop with all the offtopic. It's a game)