Slay That Dragon

[thomas64]

You mess up and the dragon burns you to death.


I find TROGdoR.

[Ad Bot]

[Welknair]

No you don't. And then you spontaneously combust.

I take reed pipe lessons from pan, then try again.

[thomas64]

No you don't. And then you spontaneously combust.

I take reed pipe lessons from pan, then try again.

You fail, ect..

I get a dragon stone!

[Welknair]

The 30ft tall dragon statue comes to life and eats you.

I walk into the dragon's cave and... sit down.

[thomas64]

The 30ft tall dragon statue comes to life and eats you.

I walk into the dragon's cave and... sit down.

Dragy eats your head.


Doo-doo-doo-doo-DOO! I found the dragon key!

[Welknair]

Which also comes alive and eats you. It's only three inches long though, so it takes a while.

I buy it a present. (Maiden)

[thomas64]

Which also comes alive and eats you. It's only three inches long though, so it takes a while.

I buy it a present. (Maiden)

Dragon eats you out of nowhere.

I find a dragon.... eye.

[Welknair]

It flies into the air and beats you to death. Then flies back to its indignant owner.

What happened to the maiden? Omnomnom too?

I run like heck. This thing can't be killed.

[thomas64]

It flies into the air and beats you to death. Then flies back to its indignant owner.

What happened to the maiden? Omnomnom too?

I run like heck. This thing can't be killed.

It eats you.


I finish typing about this dragon topic.

[LegendZ]

As soon as you finished, she kills you.

I kill her humanoid babies that she bore because of the guy who did bestiality, she starts crying. Do I win yet?

[thomas64]

bestiality

Remind me to not look that up on the wiki ever again.

AND:
No, you don't win.

I look up dragon.

[Welknair]

It sits on you. It's rude to look up people's pants.


I cast fire ball.

[LegendZ]

It sits on you. It's rude to look up people's pants.


I cast fire ball.

She is fireproof, I mean hurr loving DRAGON durr.
So she swats you off with her tail.
I try to befriend her, and hopes she doesn't hate me for killing her offspring.

[skelolego229]

she calls 911 and your tried and executed for mass child-murder




I tame (kinda) a very horny young male dragon and run for my life while it rapes the female and gives her new eggs to care for


I run for my life to not drown in cum

[Cybertails1998]

*SQUIIISH*

I feed him a whole truck of icecream to cause brainfreeze