Author Topic: Slay That Dragon  (Read 31001 times)

You cannot lift a nuclear missile with your bare hands. You knock it over, crushing yourself beneath the deadly explosive. The dragon is impressed by your imaginative, if utterly impossible idea, though.

I compel the dragon with the power of Christ.

hes an athiest


I use my 1337 haxzor skillz to ... hack his PC. and delete his dragon research!

he regrew his research.
I offer him for me to join his gang (while holding an AA12)

He has no gang and kills you for even asking him

I shove 20000000000000000000 nukes up his ass


yea time to parta.....

                     stuff ANOTHERDRAGON CAME





yea time to parta.....

                     stuff ANOTHERDRAGON CAME





i rick roll'd you to death

i rick roll'd the dragon

entire topic is stuff

i rick roll'd the dragon
Ineffective

I did nothing and ran because I'm a pusillanimous individual.

i rick roll'd the next dragon

i rick roll'd the next dragon
Too bad you don't feel it if I hit my monitor

i send the ghost busters to cross the proton beams thus making every molecule in the universe explode!

The dragon is loveually attracted to ghostbusters, they die of dragonrape

i show him gay dragon research

Gay dragon research missed

I lock the topic.