Author Topic: Slay That Dragon (Read 31032 times)

NEkram · June 03, 2010, 06:42:48 PM

i became stupid and ate the pancakes

i say the game

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Mr.LoLHaX · June 03, 2010, 06:45:13 PM

He says forget the game and you lose it.

I take a shower in its piss.

Welknair · June 03, 2010, 07:09:07 PM

It's acidic. It burns off your flesh.

Quote from: Welknair on June 02, 2010, 02:06:34 AM

I summon TWO dragons to fight it. (I make sure that they don't eat me. If there is a hint of them trying to kill anybody but the other dragon, I don't summon them. Actually, I summon them with fail-safes so I can make them explode if they turn on me.)

And this time I make sure that I'm FAR away.

hotshot87 · June 03, 2010, 07:35:27 PM

I offer him for me to be his servant and do his every will.

Madmitten · June 03, 2010, 07:46:05 PM

He declines and rapes you in return
I call him

King of losers · June 03, 2010, 07:49:02 PM

He doesn't answer.

I use A.R.C.

Madmitten · June 03, 2010, 07:55:09 PM

he consumes A.R.C and gains 4chan abilities.

i give him a whore

thejoester45 · June 04, 2010, 10:01:29 AM

I summon Iron man and he teams up with master chief and they try to kill the dragon

Wolfie · June 04, 2010, 08:50:20 PM

The dragon collapses the cavern on them and flies out the other end.

I throw a banana at him.

thomas64 · June 04, 2010, 08:51:45 PM

Quote from: Wolfie on June 04, 2010, 08:50:20 PM

The dragon collapses the cavern on them and flies out the other end.

I throw a banana at him.

He eats it along with you

I shoot him with Sasha

Welknair · June 04, 2010, 09:26:45 PM

He breathes a little poof of flame onto Sasha, which proceeds to melt in your hands, burning them off. Then he eats you.

Quote from: Welknair on June 03, 2010, 07:09:07 PM

Quote from: Welknair on June 02, 2010, 02:06:34 AM
One of those directions was through your head.

I summon TWO dragons to fight it. (I make sure that they don't eat me. If there is a hint of them trying to kill anybody but the other dragon, I don't summon them. Actually, I summon them with fail-safes so I can make them explode if they turn on me.)
And this time I make sure that I'm FAR away.

Wolfie · June 05, 2010, 10:33:37 AM

The two dragons assualt the other, which proceeds to explode, triggering a chain reaction as all three dragons implode. You look through your telescope and notice Chuck Norris staring you down. You instantly die of spleen failure.

I team up with Chuck Norris.

Dnitro · June 07, 2010, 06:12:50 PM

The Dragon pitys you foo and teams up with a Night Elf Mohawk and Mr. T.
And they win.

I get him high on weed.

JAW959 · June 07, 2010, 06:17:41 PM

he gets the munchies and eats you

I put him in a giant blendtec blender

Cybertails1998 · June 11, 2010, 03:26:04 AM

The dragon crashes out.
Use iron instead of glass.

I patch a stuff ton of icecream into his mouth.