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[Joker Card]

User: My snake is bleeding!

Cleverbot: Is your pet a boy or a girl?

User: Boy.

Cleverbot: What is his name?

User: richard.

Cleverbot: What's your level in world of warcraft?

User: That game loving sucks.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite soldier?

User: Infantry.

Cleverbot: A baby infant?

User: No loving maricon.

Cleverbot: Aw. I thought fun was fun for us!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like cheese?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Yep. Good.

User: Yep. Good.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: Thts good.

Cleverbot: I'm tired.

User: Me tooo.

Cleverbot: Wen are you going to bed?

User: Tomorot.

Cleverbot: Do you like justin bieber.

User: Was that a question? You didn't put a question mark at the end.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: forget you.

Cleverbot: What is your favourite animals and food?

User: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: A s d f.

Cleverbot: Oh thank you whAt is 6 *8?

User: ^ 8*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: What are you made of?

User: Matter.

Cleverbot: Beyond that. What elemets are you composed of?

User: ALL OF THEM.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

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[ThatDude]

-superlongconversation-

 enough with the super long conversations! try to shorten them up!

[fawkes..]

Me:
 No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Why can't you believe it?
God:
believe it is not among my present capabilities.

God can't do everything folks
Also

Me:
 What do you like doing if you're not into sport?
God:
I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities.

[SteamingImpact]

Me:
 RAWR.
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
 Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 ...no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.

[SteamingImpact]

Heres another...



Me:
 Hai thar ;3
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 ...?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
 what is this I don't even...
God:
 I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
 You're tearing me apart God!!!!!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  tearing you apart God.
Me:
 :(
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  tearing you apart God.
Me:
 no I don't, now rot in hell.....
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.  Would you like to know?   I like to  Random natural disasters..

[Ningyou]

Your avatar is adorable :o

So is yours :3

[ThatDude]

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