Heres another...
Me:
 Hai thar ;3
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. 
Me:
 ...?
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. 
Me:
 about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
 what is this I don't even...
God:
 I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
 You're tearing me apart God!!!!!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  tearing you apart God.
Me:
 :(
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  tearing you apart God.
Me:
 no I don't, now rot in hell.....
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.  Would you like to know?   I like to  Random natural disasters..