Author Topic: Favorite Halo Quotes  (Read 1447 times)

I'd take a quote out of one of my halo books dont i dont wanna get up and get one :|

"Men, we lead those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep them from getting their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto something that they're so hot for, that they're scrambling over each other to get it! Well, I don't care if it god's own anti-son-of-a-bitch-machine, or a giant hula hoop, WE AINT GONNA LET 'EM HAVE IT! WHAT WE WILL LET 'EM HAVE, IS A BELLY FULL OF LEAD, AND A POOL OF THEIR OWN BLOOD TO DROWN IN! AM I RIGHT, MARINES?"
 -Sgt. Johnson, Halo 1 Legendary beginning


"This is a really horrible game series"
                              -Myself

"This is a really horrible game series"
                              -Myself

"This bitch, unlike Night Fox, is a furcigarette, and shall yiff in hell!"

 - Myself.

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"Finish the Fight."

 ~ Halo 3.

"You/We belong to Reach." Halo Reach.

"Global Warming is the Least of their Woo--oorriiesss.."

 ~ Tobuscus, Halo Reach Trailer 'Literal'

"Don't even think about it marine.." -Sgt. Johnson

I only like this quote because of how the marine looked at him when the flood was heard.

ZB

Dammit, why did you have to make this thread!?

It brings back horrible memories of that one pseudo-Mexican marine NPC in halo 2.
I can just hear him yelling "CABROOOOOOOOOON!" at this very minute. DAMMMMNNNN YOOOOOOUUUU!

But yeah, my favorite quote is probably that whole 'dear humanity" thing that the OP posted.

Also, some of the grunts in halo 2 will say "Take off suit. Get on me. Then see who's tough. "  That's only funny because of the unintentional implications.



"spartans never die, they are just missing in action"

'Didn't I give you this for Christmas?
elite from Halo 3 when given a gun with the IWOBYD skull

Halo 2 - Johnson

"Oh I know what the ladies like :D" (What)

Halo 4 - Commander Fargus

"THEY BLEW UP URstar fish"