Crazy ass stuff going down in my house.

[fred da kiko]

if i hear stuff like this i check it out with my bowie knife, if i see a figure i shout "head up bitch" and throw it. i do check to see if all of my family is asleep though.

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[Joker Card]

I usually proceed with caution when I hear noises. I look out my window (street view) to check for suspicous cars/ if anyone is home that I don't know about. if no cars in driveway but a suspicious car outside, I grab my giant ass knife and my tire iron and I go hunting.

[fred da kiko]

I usually proceed with caution when I hear noises. I look out my window (street view) to check for suspicous cars/ if anyone is home that I don't know about. if no cars in driveway but a suspicious car outside, I grab my giant ass knife and my tire iron and I go hunting.

caution is for pussies. i grab my knife and go in expecting to die, that way i have no fear. no fear, no mercy. no mercy.

[johnnyboy]

id rather grab my elephant gun
jk i have about 5 knives by my bedside
and a very heavy maglite

[Mr.Interceptor]

caution is for pussies. i grab my knife and go in expecting to die, that way i have no fear. no fear, no mercy. no mercy.

Going Rambo isn't the solution to everything.

[fred da kiko]

Going Rambo isn't the solution to everything.

you don't go rambo, you go in expecting the worse possible outcome.

[Joker Card]

caution is for pussies. i grab my knife and go in expecting to die, that way i have no fear. no fear, no mercy. no mercy.

Caution to make sure I'm not about to hit my sister over the head with a tire iron