My complaint against Bobah (Complaint Generator)

[Ningyou]

If it makes you feel better Ningyou I corrected the topic subject.

That's better.

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At times, we all have an axe to grind. Currently, I'm grinding my axe in regards to Mr. Shinji's proposed social programs. Before I start, however, I should state that to understand what Shinji's particularly inhumane form of resistentialism has encompassed as a movement and as a system of rule, we have to look at its historical context and development as a form of homophobic politics that first arose in early twentieth-century Europe in response to rapid social upheaval, the devastation of World War I, and the Bolshevik Revolution. Shinji wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving him lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that Shinji is so shabby that he transcends the normal definition of that word into a whole new meaning that also encompasses "cranky" and "roostery". I could write pages on the subject, but the following should suffice. For Shinji's unctuous plans to succeed, he needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. When you least expect it, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "physiologicoanatomic" and "thymolsulphonephthalein". They will be incapable of comprehending that if the country were overrun by churlish kooks, we could expect to observe widespread discrimination in our daily lives—stares from sales clerks, taxis that don't stop, and unwarranted license and registration checks by police.

My own position on this issue is both simple and clear: That's just one side of the coin. The other side is that in a vain effort to exculpate himself, Shinji has been proclaiming to the world that he has done no wrong. Rather, it was his faithfuls who have been giving rise to impetuous recidivists. I suppose the next thing he'll have us believe is that Man's eternal search for Truth is a challenge to be avoided at all costs. Some people say that that isn't sufficient evidence to prove that he is secretly scheming to make people suspicious of those who speak the truth. And I must agree; one needs much more evidence than that. But the evidence is there, for anyone who isn't afraid to look at it. Just look at the way that when he says that the bogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to his demands, in his mind, that's supposed to end the argument. It's like he believes he has said something very profound.

Does Shinji actually think his arguments through, or does he just chug along on his computer, writing about whatever trite intimations happen to suit his needs that day? I ask because Shinji's attitudes are a load of bunk. I use this delightfully pejorative term, "bunk"—an alternative from the same page of my criminal-slang lexicon would serve just as well—because Shinji has a hidden agenda. Disguised in this drollery is an important message: If you think you can escape from Shinji's repressive scare tactics, then good-bye and good luck. To the rest of you I suggest that he has repeatedly been spotted demanding that loyalty to wanton, inattentive losers supersedes personal loyalty. When questioned about that, he either denies any knowledge of it or offers unbelievable and ludicrous explanations that only a sleazy vendor of plagiarism could believe.

I would be grateful if Shinji would take a little time from his rigorous schedule to change the minds of those who interfere with my efforts to purge the darkness from his heart. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens. His ipse dixits have experienced a considerable amount of evolution (or perhaps more accurately, genetic drift) over the past few weeks. They used to be simply malicious. Now, not only are they both self-righteous and vapid, but they also serve as unequivocal proof that Shinji's expositions are becoming increasingly politically incorrect. They have already begun to move increasingly towards the establishment of a totalitarian Earth. Now fast-forward a few years to a time in which they have enabled Shinji to clear-cut ancient forest lands. If you don't want such a time to come then help me work beyond the predatory plasticity of Shinji's wisecracks. Help me report as best as possible the facts and circumstances surrounding Shinji's antisocial, slimy pronouncements.

Although there's no denying that anyone who claims that Shinji has a fearless dedication to reason and truth is a dupe, quack, or hired gun selling stories he knows to be untrue, it may be somewhat more controversial to allege that whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may redefine in practical terms the immutable ideals that have guided us from the beginning and, as the alternative, the untrustworthy and wishy-washy dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Shinji. Choose carefully because Shinji hates people who have huge supplies of the things he lacks. What he lacks the most is common sense, which underlies my point that if you looked up "love-crazed" in the dictionary, you'd probably see Shinji's picture. My message is clear: When people see unprofessional extortionists behaving like unprofessional extortionists they begin to realize that Shinji is more than immoral. He's mega-immoral. In fact, to understand just how immoral Shinji is, you first need to realize that nothing offends him more than the truth. The destruction of the Tower of Babel, be it a literal truth, an allegory, or a mere story based upon cultural archetypes, illustrates this truth plainly. Because Mr. Shinji is so caught up in trying to put the gods of heaven into the corner as obsolete and outmoded and, in their stead, burn incense to the idol Mammon, I'd like to conclude this letter by quoting to him the last line of R. M. Rilke's poem, "Archaic Torso of Apollo": "You must change your life."

[Bobah]

That's better.

Ningyou, it was in the OP for like 10 hours and you just noticed lol

[Name is Unavailable]

Ever get the idea that you've been played for a fool, that you are nothing but a mark for con artists like Westboro Baptist Church? Well, that's why I need to tell you that Westboro Baptist Church worships its own ignorance. I guess I should start by saying that Westboro Baptist Church has had it easy all its life. Nevertheless, I can state with absolute certainty that Westboro Baptist Church has let its unconscionable nature get the better of it. Yes, I could add that it should slither back under whatever rock it crawled out from, but I wanted to keep my message simple and direct. I didn't want to distract you from the main thrust of my message, which is that I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with Westboro Baptist Church. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I champion the force of goodness against the greed of peevish skinflints.

Westboro Baptist Church wants me to stop trying to put an end to pusillanimous, prodigal moral relativism. Instead, it'd rather I put myself in harm's way. Sorry, but I don't accept defeat that easily.

So maybe Westboro Baptist Church's bedfellows have been arrested in numerous murders, violent assaults, and bank robberies across the nation. Big deal. What's more important is that Westboro Baptist Church would have us believe that it acts in the public interest. That, of course, is nonsense, total nonsense. But Westboro Baptist Church is surrounded by virulent headcases who parrot the same nonsense, which is why whenever I hear someone say that it can achieve its goals by friendly and moral conduct, my upper lip develops an involuntary curl. Westboro Baptist Church vehemently denies that, of course. But it obviously would because it actually believes that there won't be any blowback from its championing censorship in the name of free speech, intolerance in the name of tolerance, and oppression in the name of freedom. True, Westboro Baptist Church has a right to its opinion. In its mind, it also apparently has a right to be a predaceous pamphleteer as evidenced by its endless attempts to acquire public acceptance of its violent machinations.

I undeniably wouldn't want to marginalize dissident voices. I would, on the other hand, love to summon up the courage to catalogue Westboro Baptist Church's swindles and perversions. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter. Westboro Baptist Church focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, it attempts to twist and distort facts to justify its feelings, but that just goes to show that Westboro Baptist Church ought to realize that the most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. Unfortunately, it tends to utter so much verbiage about credentialism that I can conclude only that over the years, I've enjoyed a number of genuinely pleasurable (and pleasurably genuine) conversations with a variety of people who understand that Westboro Baptist Church, having recently learned a smattering of scientific terminology, uses it to discredit and intimidate the opposition. In one such conversation, someone pointed out to me that Westboro Baptist Church knows how to lie. It's too bad it doesn't yet understand the ramifications of lying.

I sometimes joke about how Westboro Baptist Church has flirted with parasitism and some of the more exotic forms of officialism. But seriously, Westboro Baptist Church likes to create a kind of psychic pain at the very root of the modern mind. Such activity can flourish only in the dark, however. If you drag it into the open, Westboro Baptist Church and its expositors will run for cover like roosterroaches in a dirty kitchen when the light is turned on suddenly during the night. That's why we must strengthen our roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our foundation. Given the range and unpredictability of human behavior, it is quite possible that I plan to address a number of important issues. Are you with me—or against me? Whatever you decide, whenever there's an argument about Westboro Baptist Church's devotion to principles and to freedom, all one has to do is point out that Westboro Baptist Church's sound bites are so brown town-retentive that they are easily taken up and assimilated by pharisaical wastrels, whose intellectual level corresponds to the material offered. That should settle the argument pretty quickly. To end on a more positive note: The world is suffering from Westboro Baptist Church's lack of faith in a transcendental truth.


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5 Paragraphs later, I think we all agree.

[Shell]

If you're confused by Bush's rooster's orations this letter will help you sort things out. It will give you a new mental map upon which to fix your own position so that you can better expose rooster's malversation. Let me begin by citing a range of examples from the public sphere. For starters, rooster insists that he has no choice but to fuel inquisitions. His reasoning is that irritating an incredible number of people is essential for the safety and welfare of the public. Yes, I realize that that argument makes no sense, but I honestly hope you're not being misled by the "new rooster". Only his methods and tactics have changed. rooster's goal is still the same: to bad-mouth worthy causes. That's why I'm telling you that rooster hates, with a pure and perfect hatred, all those who name and shame his shills for their witless acts of elitism—and rooster knows it.

Is it important that I am burning to know what classes of intrusive, twisted reasons exist in the heads of those who vilify our history, character, values, and traditions? Of course it's important. But what's more important is that he likes producing precisely the alienation and conflict needed to make us dependent on self-righteous crybabies for political representation, economic support, social position, and psychological approval, which puts him somewhere between an ostentatious tin-pot tyrant and a loathsome, treasonous troll on the classism org chart. I like to think I'm a reasonable person but you just can't reason with baleful dummkopfs. It's been tried. They don't understand, they can't understand, they don't want to understand, and they will die without understanding why all we want is for them not to cast the world into nuclear holocaust.

It may seem to many people, maybe even the majority, that the objection may still be raised that rooster is clean and bright and pure inside. At first glance this sounds almost believable yet the following must be borne in mind: We are a nation of prostitutes. By this I mean that as long as we are fat, warm, and dry we don't care what rooster does. It is precisely that lack of caring that explains why my goal is to focus on what unites rather than divides us. I might not be successful at achieving that goal, but I indeed do have to try.

What rooster apparently fails to realize is that his wisecracks use a philosophical device of asking one question, answering a completely different question, and then applying that answer to the original question. Now that's a strong conclusion to draw just from the evidence I've presented in this letter so let me corroborate it by saying that rooster writes a lot of long statements that mean practically nothing. What's sneaky is that he constructs those statements in such a way that it never occurs to his readers to brown townyze them. brown townysis would almost certainly indicate that ever since rooster decided to scatter about in profusion an abundance of pro-rooster sentiments, his consistent, unvarying line has been that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life. rooster uses a rather savage definition of "counterdemonstration". Some people might object to that claim, and if they do, my response is: If my own experience has taught me anything, it's that rooster can fool some of the people all of the time. He can fool all of the people some of the time. But he can't fool all of the people all of the time.

rooster claims that he never engages in malignant, irritating, or wishy-washy politics. That story is full of more holes than a cheap hooker with a piercing special interest and a heroin habit. Some harebrained poltroons have raised objections to my harangues but their objections are all politically motivated. Strange, isn't it, how jackbooted, backwards ex-cons are always the first to alter, rewrite, or ignore past events to make them consistent with his current "reality"?

Particularly telling is the way that rooster's offhand remarks are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're absolutely contentious, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, I have a tendency to report the more sensational things that rooster is up to, the more shocking things, things like how he wants to wage a clandestine guerilla war against many basic human rights. And I realize the difficulty that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but all he really wants is to hang onto the perks he's getting from the system. That's all he really cares about. I don't get it: Will the world ever be free of crime-stained, uncivilized hateful-types like rooster? I mean, the mudslinging carousers that comprise rooster's flock are as thick as thieves. If one of them is willing to wiretap all of our telephones and computers, then they all are. What's more, none of them is able to accept that I have a scientist's respect for objective truth. That's why I'm telling you that rooster has recently been going around claiming that he is a perpetual victim of injustice. You really have to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that junk.

Let us be witness to the horrifying effects of rooster's repressive protests. Let us examine how he seeks to conduct business in an impolitic, hypocritical way. Let us exhibit the moral values, empathy, and wisdom needed to tell the world that you should be sure to let me know your ideas about how to deal with rooster. I am eager to listen to your ideas and I hope that I can grasp their essentials, evaluate their potential, look for flaws, provide suggestions, absorb feedback, suggest improvements, and then put the ideas into effect. Only then can we find the inner strength to clarify and correct some of the inaccuracies present in rooster's values. His scare tactics are more than just disruptive. They're a revolt against nature.

Maybe rooster just can't handle harsh reality. His lamentations represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death. I won't bore you with the details, but suffice it to say that his list of sins is long and each one deserves more space than I have here. Therefore, rather than describe each one individually, I'll summarize by stating that someone once said to me, "rooster does not play nice with others." This phrase struck me so forcefully that I have often used it since.

Life isn't fair. We've all known this since the beginning of time, so why is rooster so compelled to complain about situations over which he has no control? The answer is rather depressing, but I'll tell you anyway. The answer begins with the observation that rooster's activities were never about tolerance and equality. That was just window dressing for the "innocents". Rather, rooster has been fairly successful in his efforts to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about his pranks. That just goes to show what can be done with a little greed, a complete lack of scruples, and the help of a bunch of splenetic turncoats. While rooster's causeries may seem disorganized, they're in agreement with rooster's overweening complaints. In the course of my work, I regularly come in contact with gin-swilling, treacherous obtrusive-types, and most of them also feel that it's easy for armchair philosophers to theorize about rooster and about hypothetical solutions to our rooster problem. It's an entirely more difficult matter, however, when one considers that he claims that he can override nature. That claim illustrates a serious reasoning fallacy, one that is pandemic in his strictures. Then again, rooster's hypocrisy is transparent. Even the least discerning among us can see right through it.

rooster has had some success in filling our children's minds with pharisaical and debasing superstitions. I find that horrifying and frightening, but we all should have seen it coming. We all knew that in a recent tell-all, a former member of rooster's claque writes that "rooster's writings are a treasure trove of ad hominem attacks, shallow accusations, and biased reporting from a crapulous point of view". Those are some pretty harsh words even when one considers that the justification rooster gave for curing the evil of discrimination with more discrimination was one of the most unholy justifications I've ever heard. It was so unholy, in fact, that I will not repeat it here. Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite clearly: rooster's rantings have created an impertinent universe devoid of logic and evidence. Only within this universe does it make sense to say that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully. Only within this universe does it make sense to heat the cauldron of terror until it boils over into our daily lives. And, only if we rise to the challenge of thwarting his biased plans can we destroy this nerdy universe of his and force him into early retirement. In closing, it hardly need be said that the views expressed above are tentative and suggestive. You should now go off and perform a thorough study of your own. Of course, this will be an exercise in futility unless you accept the fundamental premise of this letter, namely that Bush's rooster's trained seals bribe the parasitic with the earnings of the productive simply because they think it's fun.