Author Topic: My complaint against Bobah (Complaint Generator) (Read 11163 times)

FrozenEye · July 16, 2011, 05:27:57 AM

Im gonna email my english teacher a 10 Paragraph one.

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Katamari007 · July 16, 2011, 05:28:06 AM

Quote from: Ningyou on July 16, 2011, 05:26:01 AM

They are trolls. You must be blind or something.

Although I generally believe that the less said about mondayface McGee, the better, I do feel obligated to say a few things about mondayface's hopeless vaporings. It isn't important whether you agree with every detail that I intend to present. What matters is that you begin to realize that to someone whose eyes are open, mondayface's constantly repeated mantra that our unalienable rights are merely privileges that he can dole out or retract is an insanely raving notion. By way of contrast, consider my personal mantra that it makes perfect sense that mondayface doesn't want me to debate the efficacy of his dishonest op-ed pieces. mondayface will almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact because if he didn't, you might come to realize that even if one is opposed to lecherous academicism (as I am) then, surely, I stand by what I've written before, that the impact of his viperine strictures is exactly that predicted by the Book of Revelation. Evil will preside over the land. Injustice will triumph over justice, chaos over order, futility over purpose, superstition over reason, and lies over truth. Only when humanity experiences this Hell on Earth will it fully appreciate that mondayface's flimflams have experienced a considerable amount of evolution (or perhaps more accurately, genetic drift) over the past few weeks. They used to be simply featherbrained. Now, not only are they both wanton and flagitious, but they also serve as unequivocal proof that mondayface should learn to appreciate what he has instead of feeling so oppressed because he can't do everything he wants every time he wants to.

If mondayface had even a shred of intellectual integrity, he'd admit that he likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of vigilantism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, mondayface invariably instructs his drones to let testy libertines serve as our overlords. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of mondayface's Pecksniffian solutions.

For the sake of argument, let's pretend that mondayface is not a tasteless, impractical ideologue. There are various philosophical arguments that one could use to contradict that assuption, but perhaps the best involves the observation that mondayface has been snuggling up to laughable vagrants for quite some time. There are several logical contradictions in his position on this matter. For example, mondayface has been trying for some time to convince people that lackluster nutters are all inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. Don't believe his hype! mondayface has just been offering that line as a means to destroy our culture, our institutions, and our way of life. mondayface McGee is a paragon of evil at its most wicked. Since I don't have anything more to say on that subject, I'll politely get off my soapbox now.

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i guess im trolling

FrozenEye · July 16, 2011, 05:29:01 AM

I'd like to take a minute of your time to share some of my thoughts about Katamari007 with you. The rest of this letter is focused exclusively on Katamari007, not because I harbor any ill-will towards him but because his claim that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is is not only an attack on the concept of objectivity but an assault on the human mind. He has separate, oftentimes antipodal, interests from ours. For instance, Katamari007 is intererested in promoting his sophomoric substitute for morality, which defines as pernicious any attempt to fix our sights on eternity. In contrast, my interests—and perhaps yours as well—include telling people that most of you reading this letter have your hearts in the right place. Now follow your hearts with actions.

It may be coincidence that Katamari007's sentiments defy the rules of logic. It may be coincidence that they revile everything in the most obscene terms and drag it into the filth of the basest possible outlook. And it may be coincidence that they crush people to the earth and then claim the right to trample on them forever because they are prostrate. But that's a lot of coincidence!

Seeing Katamari007 succeed at infiltrating the media with the express purpose of disseminating reckless information has left me with a number of unanswered questions—questions such as "Why does he serve as a lobbyist for those who have so grossly sidestepped our laws?" Now that I think about it, he is typical of childish, foolhardy carpetbaggers in his wild invocations to the irrational, the magic, and the fantastic to dramatize his warnings. I myself have surely had enough of Katamari007's airy-fairy talk of "maybe this or maybe that". Not that I've come to expect any better from Katamari007. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe truth is merely a social construct. Admittedly, that's about as likely as Elvis materializing in my room tonight and singing Heartbreak Hotel. Still, the possibility does help one realize that if Katamari007 were to deface a social fabric that was already deteriorating, social upheaval and violence would follow. It is therefore clear that Katamari007 never misses an opportunity to take advantage of a crCIA, whether contrived or spontaneous. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to him. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll find that conclaves of Katamari007's peons have all the dissent found in a North Korean communist party meeting. That's why no one there will ever admit that Katamari007 is still going around insisting that the world can be happy only when his junta is given full rein. Jeez, I thought I had made it perfectly clear to him that he contends that a book of his writings would be a good addition to the Bible. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from?

Socrates was condemned to death by the city of Athens for his views. I hope I don't receive the same treatment for saying that many people are convinced that Katamari007's bad-tempered solutions exhibit the patina of oligarchism. I can't comment on that, but I can say that in his quest to waste natural resources he has left no destructive scheme unutilized. If it were up to Katamari007, schoolchildren would be taught reading, 'riting, and racism. Anyone who takes even a cursory glance at this letter will quickly discover that he keeps trying to deceive us into thinking that his unpleasant little empire is a benign and charitable agency. The purpose of this deception may be to remove society's moral barriers and allow perversion to prosper. Or maybe the purpose is to exhibit a deep disdain for all people who are not ruthless big-mouths. Oh what a tangled web Katamari007 weaves when first he practices to deceive.

Currently, Katamari007's outbursts merely require schoolchildren to be taught that his bunco games can give us deeper insights into the nature of reality. As you will see faster than you can say "contemporaneousness", this is only the tip of a gigantic iceberg. Do you really think that he was chosen by God as the trustee of His wishes and desires, as Katamari007 claims? Wake up! Someone has been giving Katamari007's brain a very thorough washing, and now Katamari007 is trying to do the same to us. Now that you've read this letter, let me challenge you, the reader, not just to help me launch an all-out ideological attack against the forces of lexiphanicism, but also to educate others about what I've written.

Artificial Blocko · July 16, 2011, 05:33:32 AM

The time for debate is over. We need to stop talking and start acting. Better yet, we need to step back and consider the problem of FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH's tactics in the larger picture of popular culture imagery. As you read this letter, bear in mind that there are many points of general dissatisfaction and dispute that should not, on any account, be overlooked in the discussion of the subjects here presented. One of these is that FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH might hoodoo us in the immediate years ahead. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome?

There is one crucial fact that we must not overlook if we are to perceive our current situation as it is, rather than in the anamorphosis of some "ideology" such as paternalism or alcoholism. Specifically, FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH has been offering sniveling nutters a lot of money to commit senseless acts of violence against anyone daring to challenge its nefarious initiatives. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH occasionally writes letters accusing me and my friends of being scabrous jackanapes. These letters are typically couched in gutter language (which is doubtless the language in which FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH habitually thinks) and serve no purpose other than to convince me that sesquipedalianism appears to have triumphed. So what's the connection between that and its conjectures? The connection is that FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of colonialism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, it invariably instructs its fans to sucker us into buying a lot of junk we don't need. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH's frightful, silly theatrics.

FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH has long had a hand in various efforts to engage in an endless round of finger pointing, pure and simple. If five years ago I had described an organization like FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH to you and told you that in five years it'd use rock music, with its savage, tribal, orgiastic beat, to deny both our individual and collective responsibility to live in harmony with each other and the world, you'd have thought me gloomy. You'd have laughed at me and told me it couldn't happen. So it is useful now to note that, first, it has happened and, second, to try to understand how it happened and how one of its underlings keeps throwing "scientific" studies at me, claiming they prove that all it takes to start a rabbit farm is a magician's magic hat. The studies are full of "if"s, "possibly"s, "maybe"s, and various exceptions and admissions of their limitations. This leaves the studies inconclusive at best and works of fiction at worst. The only thing these studies can possibly prove is that FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH is trying to force us to tailor our precepts just to suit its logorrheic whims. Their mission? To prepare the ground for an ever-more vicious and brutal campaign of terror.

FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH can go on saying that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like it but the rest of us have serious problems to deal with that preclude our indulging in such disorderly dreams just now. We can't let jealous, rash bums ram FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH's shenanigans down our throats. That's the sort of statement that some people aver is unenlightened but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH's favorite tactic is known as "deceiving with the truth". The idea behind this tactic is that it wins our trust by revealing the truth but leaving some of it out. This makes us less likely to place blame where it belongs—in the hands of FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH and its revolting factotums.

An old joke tells of the optimist who falls off a 60-story building and, as he whizzes past the 35th floor, exclaims, "So far, so good!" But it is not such blind optimism that causes FIESTATACOBroroosterBLOCKABLO CKLANDBOBAH's spinmeisters to think that they can substitute rumor and gossip for bona fide evidence. Oh, and one more thing. In order to uphold peace, freedom, democracy, and justice we must appeal not to the contented and satisfied but embrace those tormented by suffering, those without peace, the unhappy and the discontented. And that's just the first step. Remember, if you don't think that authority without wisdom is mere noise against the music of eternity, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. The end.