Monty - Teach a robot English

[Awdax]

<Monty> Stop saying hi.

<User> I did not say hi!

<Monty> Hi.

<User> You are an starfish.

<Monty> Yes it does.

[Ad Bot]

[TheBlackParrot]

<Monty> im not monty
<User> yes you are
<Monty> exactly.

<User> good.
<Monty> yes
<User> bad.
<Monty> nope

<User> what?
<Monty> bad.
<User> bad what?
<Monty> truth.

<User> it's a controversy!
<Monty> no, you're monty.

<Monty> yes.
<User> yes.
<Monty> good
<User> good
<Monty> lol

<User> you have a good sense of humor, you

know?
<Monty> lies.

<User> so you are wrong
<Monty> but not monty
<User> *facepalm*
<Monty> i was.

<Monty> i am user
<User> no, not this crap again!
<Monty> yep.

<User> you are intelligent
<Monty> nope.

<Monty> i am user
<User> shut up
<Monty> i am user
<User> shut up
<Monty> good.
<User> what?
<Monty> nope, i am user
<User> no, you are monty
<Monty> you live on earth, am user.

<User> shut up
<Monty> yes.
<User> thank you
<Monty> truth.
<User> what?
<Monty> im not this crap
<User> yes you are you dumb piece of crap
<Monty> :D
<User> you are no longer intelligent
<Monty> so you are monty

<User> ok then
<Monty> so...
<User> so...
<Monty> ok then
<User> ok
<Monty> i'm good, eh?

<User> ...what?
<Monty> no
<User> no what?
<Monty> lol.
<User> what's so funny?
<Monty> you are.
<User> how so?
<Monty> yes.
<User> lol.
<Monty> no, you actually werent

<User> agh
<Monty> yes
<User> mhmm
<Monty> good sense of light
<User> randomness, eh?
<Monty> greetings.

[Katamari007]

Looks like Monty had a full day




why yes, yes I can!

[Crazy Salt]

<User> woooo
<Monty> learn english

:(

[Donro98]

<User>Yes here I am.
<Monty>Yes here I am monty!
<User> No, you are monty.
<Monty>Trolololololol Umad bro?

<User>Yeppers
<Monty> date-raping is wrong!
<User>yep.
<Monty>no you!
<User>The forget?
<Monty>Alright.

[TheBlackParrot]

<Monty> hello monty
<User> you are monty
<Monty> please no

<User> yes.
<Monty> shut up
<User> no
<Monty> shut up

<User> want me to leave?
<Monty> what?
<User> do you want me to leave?
<Monty> yes.
<User> do you like me?
<Monty> shut up
<User> ok bye.
<Monty> no.
<User> so you want me to stay?
<Monty> mhmm

<User> you asploded.
<Monty> not good, eh?

<User> can i leave?
<Monty> no.
<User> i'm going to leave now.
<Monty> nope.

[otto-san]

<User> no
<Monty> yes indeed
<User> ok
<Monty> stop it
<User> why
<Monty> yes indeed
<User> what
<Monty> i do you?

<User> monty
<Monty> yes, i do what
<User> have you read lord of the rings
<Monty> yes, i do!
<User> what's your favorite part
<Monty> no monty
<User> whay
<Monty> monty
<User> what
<Monty> monty
<User> that's you
<Monty> whay
<User> you're monty
<Monty> what
<User> your name is monty
<Monty> why
<User> because it is
<Monty> well, do what
<User> what
<Monty> that's you

[Awdax]

<User> Bye.
<Monty> Bye.
<User> :D
<Monty> Nope, forget you.

God damn.

[otto-san]

^monty is obsessive and silly

[Katamari007]

apparently I'm not allowed to agree with him