Shotgun 2 - Text Adventure - the sequel

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"I'll go with you guys and help Rifle Two-Seven." you say to Long. "Suit yourself. Let's mop up the apartment building and breach their bunker." Long says.

LATER

"Whew! Where the hell have you guys been?" a voice says as everyone runs up to the bunker. "Mopping up." Dean says. "Let's breach this beach." Major Casey of Rifle-Two-Seven says.

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In the first room, there 7 tangos. They're all taken out easily.

A straggler shoots you in the left arm. "ARGH! I'm shot!" You say. "Don't worry! I gotchya!" Medic Johnson says. He patches you up.

There are 3 groups. One group is breaching the door to the north, one is breaching at the west, and one on the east.

Which group to join?

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The one at home with your wife who is cooking. 

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TO THE WEST!

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TO THE WEST!

The west team includes Austin, Lee, Perez, Dean, Wilson, and McGill. You plant the charge on the door. You take out the enemies. The other groups have finished their breach. "Bunker clear." Austin says. "Ok, guys. We need to storm a palace not too far from here. The North Koreans are retreating there. If we blow up the palace, this war is over." Long says. "Souza. You still wanna come with us and not lead your own group?" Long asks you.

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"I'll keep going with you guys." You say. "Okay, let's get to the palace!" Long shouts.


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"There is a load of explosives in the middle room. Souza. Go in there and destroy the palace with the explosives." Long says to you, handing you a grappling hook. You grapple to the roof of the palace. Logger bites his teeth worryingly. You plant C4 on the roof.

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There's no one in the room you land in. You fall on a coffee table, and it breaks. "Argh..." you grumble. You kick open the next door.

The explosives are in this room. You plant C4 on the ceiling, so you can escape when they've detonated. Koreans burst into the room and open fire. You quickly kill them. You detonate the explosives. You shoot the grapple hook to get onto the roof, but...


BOOM.

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You wake up in a hospital. You see Dean and Long by your side. Dean on the left and Long on the right.
"Souza. The war's over. And you are the cause of the ending of this war." Long says. You pitifully smile. "Doctor Holland, will Souza live?" Dean asks the doc. "I don't know." Doc Holland says.

3 Hours Later

"PFC Dean. Holland says Souza's gonna live." Long says.

THE END
is it?

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New poll.

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Tim Souza is back. In an all new-war! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUD.

It's World-War-3, bitches. Bitches love WW3 Text Adventures. No pictures, use your goddamn imagination. IMAGINATION FTW ITS GOT SWAG.

Getting serious here, China recently invaded the Phillipines. Turned out for the war, all that stuff. It was totally fine in the U.S., we let them fight their own war.

Then China bombed a small town in Kansas, killing 117, and wounding 200 more.

And the government's all like "damn wtf china forget you forget you go die die die die because we're sending troops over. YOLO!"
Major countries chose who to side with, dig? UK and Canada instantly backed up America. Mexico sided with China. richard move, Mexico, because we're north of you. BE AFRAID.

Staff Seargent Tim Souza is back in the action with his friend Specialist Dean. Brigadier General Long is in this too.
LET THE ADVENTURE BEGIN!
"Wild Honey Pie" is playing on the radio at camp. "God, why do they even play this loving annoying song on the radio. It can go suck richard." Seargent Major of the Army Hasselera says grumbling. "Someone's got a pottymouth." you say. "Oh, shut the forget up." Hasselera says. Long comes running in Dean, Hasselera, Logger, richardichardson (his brother), you, and Bill's tent. "You 6! Chinise bombers are seen flying on the state line between Kansas and Colorado!" "Good thing our camp's in Gibson. We'll just drive a jeep to Colorado." Dean says. "I'm not sure if that'll be the easiest plan." Long says. "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!" Long's radio bursts out. "What the hell?! Eagle-Two-Three! Is that you?" Long screams into the transmitter. "Chief Warrant Officer Daniel reporting! There are Chinise invading Parker, Colorado! We need back up! NOW!" the vocie from the radio bursts out again. "We'll send a group of 5 helicopters, each holding 15 people!" Long says. "75 backup...Thank you! Just hurry and-" Daniel starts, but the radio cuts off. "You 6! Get in the helicopter on the far west with Pilot Paul!" Long screams. "God, why do I have to ride with you little 5 richardheads?" Hasselera grumbles as everyone runs towards the west helicopter. Bill's hand fold into a fist, and punches Hasselera in the face. Hard. Two of Hasselera's teeth fall out, and his face is bleeding a little. "You...goddamn it, Bill! Burn in hell!" Hasselera screams.
Which side to take?

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"Hey, now, Bill! He might be a loving jerk, but he's not a Chinese spy!" You say. "Yeah, but he's called us richardheads and blahblahahblha etc." Bill argues. "Er, guys. Long's coming over and he's pissed..." Dean whispers. "WHAT THE forget HAPPENED HERE? HASSLERA'S BLEEDING AND HIS TEETH ARE KNOCKED OUT AND BILL AND SOUZA AND ARGURING FOR CHRIST'S SAKE STOP YOUR BITCHING AND GET IN THE MOTHERloving HELICOPTER!" Long screams his head off. "I..." Bill sputters. "IN!" Long screams again. You all get in the helicopter. Logger bitch slaps Bill. "You got us into this mess." Logger grumbles.

What to do on the way to Parker? You have a pack of card with you, and a book is nudge under your seat, and you can easily get it.