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haven't laughed and have read whole thread
Quote"HAUNTED and CREEPY"I will never forget the night it happened. It was a(n) bleeding night, and I was relaxing upstairs with my snake, a good book and my faithful pony, Rainbow snake. Suddenly there was a loud boom. I sprang to my feet and crept downstairs, trying to be as cold as I could. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. Suddenly I heard the boom again, but this time it was much more lovey and I knew it was coming from the basement. Summoning my courage, I grabbed a flashlight and strode quickly down the stairs. I might have met my end right there, if not for Rainbow snake, who let out a loud "bam!" Startled, I jumped slowly to the side just in time to avoid a long gooey appendage. I turned my flashlight on the intruder and gasped in horror. Lurking there in my basement, bathed in the reeky glow of my light, was a huge, quivering, shapeless blob of ooze! The hideous thing was as red as a mexican and as big as a(n) vagina."holy balls!" I cried.I fled finally upstairs, but the thing chased me with lightning speed. I was trapped, and knew I had to fight if I wanted to survive. First I tried to chop it with a sharp carrot in the shape of a pony from the kitchen, then I shot it with my grandpas vibrator that hangs over the fireplace. In desperation, I even tried throwing cum on it, but all to no avail. It just kept coming. I thought I was dead for sure, when suddenly a strange figure crashed through my window and leapt between us! He was tall and stenchy, with fierce big eyes and hard shoulders. He was dressed entirely in black, except for his purple no clothing."what the forget!" the figure cried, and quick as a(n) horse he jumped in and stunned the ooze creature with a powerful kick.Without pause he scooped the thing into a(n) bed and tied it shut with a long rope."How did you do that?!" I gasped, trying to catch my breath."Their only weakness is their star fish," he replied. "One good kick and the things are helpless.""But how do you find it?" I asked, staring at the shapeless mass."That is easy," said the stranger. "It is right next to their rooster."I thanked him for saving my life and asked him his name. "I am sieg heil, and I have been hunting the ooze creatures all my life. Join me in my quest and we will make the world safe from their stinking evil!"Now that I knew the truth, how could I say no? I joined sieg heil that night and my life has never been the same. I learned how to spot their star fish in less than 666 seconds, and together we have defeated over 13 of the ooze creatures. I even got my own purple no clothing.i lol'd
"HAUNTED and CREEPY"I will never forget the night it happened. It was a(n) bleeding night, and I was relaxing upstairs with my snake, a good book and my faithful pony, Rainbow snake. Suddenly there was a loud boom. I sprang to my feet and crept downstairs, trying to be as cold as I could. Nothing looked out of the ordinary. Suddenly I heard the boom again, but this time it was much more lovey and I knew it was coming from the basement. Summoning my courage, I grabbed a flashlight and strode quickly down the stairs. I might have met my end right there, if not for Rainbow snake, who let out a loud "bam!" Startled, I jumped slowly to the side just in time to avoid a long gooey appendage. I turned my flashlight on the intruder and gasped in horror. Lurking there in my basement, bathed in the reeky glow of my light, was a huge, quivering, shapeless blob of ooze! The hideous thing was as red as a mexican and as big as a(n) vagina."holy balls!" I cried.I fled finally upstairs, but the thing chased me with lightning speed. I was trapped, and knew I had to fight if I wanted to survive. First I tried to chop it with a sharp carrot in the shape of a pony from the kitchen, then I shot it with my grandpas vibrator that hangs over the fireplace. In desperation, I even tried throwing cum on it, but all to no avail. It just kept coming. I thought I was dead for sure, when suddenly a strange figure crashed through my window and leapt between us! He was tall and stenchy, with fierce big eyes and hard shoulders. He was dressed entirely in black, except for his purple no clothing."what the forget!" the figure cried, and quick as a(n) horse he jumped in and stunned the ooze creature with a powerful kick.Without pause he scooped the thing into a(n) bed and tied it shut with a long rope."How did you do that?!" I gasped, trying to catch my breath."Their only weakness is their star fish," he replied. "One good kick and the things are helpless.""But how do you find it?" I asked, staring at the shapeless mass."That is easy," said the stranger. "It is right next to their rooster."I thanked him for saving my life and asked him his name. "I am sieg heil, and I have been hunting the ooze creatures all my life. Join me in my quest and we will make the world safe from their stinking evil!"Now that I knew the truth, how could I say no? I joined sieg heil that night and my life has never been the same. I learned how to spot their star fish in less than 666 seconds, and together we have defeated over 13 of the ooze creatures. I even got my own purple no clothing.
The chick has a boner the little pink hedgehog chick dunno her name caz SONIC SUCKS
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