Oh god why, cats ;-;

[wound]

I remember waking up to dog piss once.
Nasty

in your face?

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

I once had a cat.

Every day it would take a fat stuff next to my front door and adorn the resting turd with a quick shower of sour cat urine.

Please explain how you came to realize that the urine was sour.
 

[LawtyLawt]

in your face?

No
On the cat sleeping on my chest.

[Yosher]

>finds out cat puked a lot
>is worried about his leg and not the cat.

you are the worst pet owner ever.

[Planr]

This is why I don't have cats. Dogs are so much more well-behaved. The only time they get in my way is when i've got food in the kitchen, they come running and sit right on top of my feet so i cant move XD

plus they have the good manners to throw up outside, sometimes they go to the back door begging for me to let them out, i do, and they run out to the grass and puke. oh gosh im trying to eat my cereal right now why did i have to see this thread ;\

[Spectrum2]

This is why I don't have cats. Dogs are so much more well-behaved. The only time they get in my way is when i've got food in the kitchen, they come running and sit right on top of my feet so i cant move XD

plus they have the good manners to throw up outside, sometimes they go to the back door begging for me to let them out, i do, and they run out to the grass and puke. oh gosh im trying to eat my cereal right now why did i have to see this thread ;\

[mp7964]

>finds out cat puked a lot
>is worried about his leg and not the cat.

you are the worst pet owner ever.

>already took cat to the vet for the same thing two days ago
>she's fine

I'm not the worst pet owner c:

[PowerDag]

>sleep on elevated bed

I'M SAFE

[Megaguy2]

I feel like I should post the following pictures.




THUG LYFE!

Man, forget yo pusillanimous individual ass cats that cant handle themselves and puke everywhere! HAVE SOME GANGSTER MOTHERforgetERS!

[Yosher]

>already took cat to the vet for the same thing two days ago
>she's fine

I'm not the worst pet owner c:

good c:

[MrMcCakey]

one night, my brother was really, really sick
and I woke up, looked in my dresser, and I see this pink, lumpy puke inside it
>go to the bathroom
>it's there too
it was so loving gross

[fred da kiko]

This is why I don't have cats. Dogs are so much more well-behaved. The only time they get in my way is when i've got food in the kitchen, they come running and sit right on top of my feet so i cant move XD

plus they have the good manners to throw up outside, sometimes they go to the back door begging for me to let them out, i do, and they run out to the grass and puke. oh gosh im trying to eat my cereal right now why did i have to see this thread ;\

cats are way more independent than dogs. dogs do stupid stuff like running into mud and eating stuff and vomit, cats stuff in a box and don't run into lakes for no reason. the reason the cat vomited on his bed was because it had to vomit. if you're about to vomit, you run to a bathroom. if you can't hold it, you vomit on the floor. the cat couldn't get out of the house, so he vomited on the bed.

[Artificial Blocko]

Everyone who has a cat always says that the cat is always causing trouble, when in reality they are probably horrible pet owners.

When I had a cat, he was the coolest guy ever. Playing video games while this adorable fluffy cat sat next to me. He always licked my hand and would always show affection. He only pissed in the house once, all the other times he went in his litter box. He died at 2 years if age by a wolf...

[Tyler66]

Comon guys, I am trying to eat here. D:

[MrMcCakey]

He died at 2 years if age by a wolf...

thanks for mentioning that you forgetass :'c