The most horrible joke you can think of.

[Edman]

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven.

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[Big Brother]

what about pizza jews


ok op put my joke on the thread now cigaretteola

[Lando The Climber]

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?


You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

[Cargøn]

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?


You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.

Quick, someone don't top him so I can look like a loveist.

[TheScout]

Lightning has a 50 percent higher chance of striking a woman.
Lightning has a 50 percent higher chance of striking a kitchen

[Bahamut]

Why did Riddler commit Self Delete?

He saw his gas bill.

[._maxwell23461_.]

Why did Riddler commit Self Delete?

He saw his gas bill.

oh forget you so much
I was gonna make that same joke.

[SuperDude9]

What's the hardest thing about seeing a guy get hit by a car?

My snake.

[Cargøn]

What's the hardest thing about seeing a guy get hit by a car?

My snake.

Too soon...

[otto-san]

To the citizens of Russia:
   To save on energy in this recession, we have turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.
                          -God

[Crøwn]

I don't know if this ones been said but

Why couldn't billy see out of his right eye?
he was dead.